The Temple Bar: We Are Interference (And So Can You!) UYMFA

[UberBeaver]

So if I were to hire a Hispanic assistant, we would be by default commonlaw married and I'd be hittin that shit right so long as I noticed her hair color? Is that how women work? Heh - I never knew that. And that then begs the question, should I have just kept my wife's status as "assisstant" instead of actually getting a state/church sanctioned marriage? Hm. I guess the bottom line is the point is moot due to her hair color. Shit. I'm more confused than ever.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

So if I were to hire a Hispanic assistant, we would be by default commonlaw married and I'd be hittin that shit right so long as I noticed her hair color? Is that how women work? Heh - I never knew that. And that then begs the question, should I have just kept my wife's status as "assisstant" instead of actually getting a state/church sanctioned marriage? Hm. I guess the bottom line is the point is moot due to her hair color. Shit. I'm more confused than ever.

That wins for "Beav's most convoluted post of the day"...

 

[redhotswami]

So if I were to hire a Hispanic assistant, we would be by default commonlaw married and I'd be hittin that shit right so long as I noticed her hair color?

i appreciate the offer but no thanks, beav. i'm not that disparate for a job.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

i appreciate the offer but no thanks, beav. i'm not that disparate for a job.

dis·pa·rate (dĭs'pər-ĭt, dĭ-spār'ĭt)

adj.

1. Fundamentally distinct or different in kind; entirely dissimilar: "This mixture of apparently disparate materials—scandal and spiritualism, current events and eternal recurrences—is not promising on the face of it" (Gary Wills).

2.Containing or composed of dissimilar or opposing elements: a disparate group of people who represented a cross section of the city.

Spell check errors

 

[UberBeaver]

That wins for "Beav's most convoluted post of the day"...

But it has good flow.




Huh?




I should probably have mentioned that my wife is hispanic. Now does it make more sense?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I should probably have mentioned that my wife is hispanic. Now does it make more sense?

slightly... are you hiring your wife? As someone who has worked with his wife before, let me tell you this is not the greatest of plans...

 

[UberBeaver]

I met her at work. She was not my assistant though. Dammit - if only I knew then what I know now. I feel so disparate.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

LOL...

 

[redhotswami]

i disparately want to kick both your asses. this stupid spell checker thing made me change the word to that!!! no lie!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

That's why I drooled over spell check errors, happens to me all the time...

 

[redhotswami]

i'm about to hit 5000

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

congrats! how are you going to celebrate?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Yay for hunting hicks.








start of michigan hunting season is today, so some businesses give their employees today off for vet's day - makes a lot of sense, eh?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Yay for hunting hicks.

I could hunt that...

 

[redhotswami]

congrats! how are you going to celebrate?

i celebrated by eating an apple!
pink ladies

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

i celebrated by eating an apple.
pink ladies

I'm more of a Royal Gala man myself...

 

[UberBeaver]

Yay for hunting hicks.








start of michigan hunting season is today, so some businesses give their employees today off for vet's day - makes a lot of sense, eh?

I bet this is The Nuge's favorite day of the year.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Heh.

I'm still in bed. Debating leaving it soon, and the part that says I should leave it is losing.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

:jealous:

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I like turtles...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[UberBeaver]

Headache in a Red Circle?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

D'oh.

Now I see him.

Obviously I sucked at Where's Waldo when I was younger.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

waldo was killed in the infamous imaginationland war.

so sad

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

well, I still like turtles...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Yay turtles.

Poor Waldo.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i missed the pre edit post

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

All I'm going to say is next time may I suggest you draw bright orange arrows pointing towards you so that those who aren't fully awake yet notice right away.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

today i remembered why i stopped drinking if i had work the next day.