The Temple Bar: The Return of Tre and the Lemon UYFA!

[UberBeaver]

Oh, and apparently the London fashion scene has hit Long Island cause there's some woman walking around in camo pants. Full pants, too, not shorts or anything.

 

[snowbunny00774]

eh yeah, most grown single men don't do that because they don't fucking talk, period. idiots.


and yes....I saw people in MI wearing cammo rain ponchos on Sunday...I told you we were at the vanguard of fashion. you'll see it everywhere now

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I think we both have mondo issues

Dvd should be out in a month or two but damn it, I was on episode 10, EPISODE TEN!

I was being nice :formeahem: and was going to agree to dinner, I think E just gets a little enthused when he sees that J may have a chance with me, but achk.

 

[redhotswami]

lol i'm expecting the guy to send you a text saying "do u like me? chk yes or no"
high school

 

[UberBeaver]

eh yeah, most grown single men don't do that because they don't fucking talk, period. idiots.

You mean they don't talk in general?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

You mean they don't talk in general?

Either they grope or play games or don't call you (therefore no talking is happening) or do shit like this.

And yeah I think the cammo is all over the place now. But if I see a Jemaine lookalike in cammo it's all good.

Jemaine wouldn't talk to me either, I bet.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

lol i'm expecting the guy to send you a text saying "do u like me? chk yes or no"
high school

I know

I give up.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

mia i'm so there...liquor and men in cakes...are they going to literally wear the cakes? do we get to pick flavours?

I meant to respond to this earlier - I'll take my man in a banana creme cake oubleentendre:

 

[snowbunny00774]

You mean they don't talk in general?

Yes. To the point where you almost sit looking at them wondering if they're mute, and all you can think is get me the fuck out of here k, plsthanx. It's weird though, cos you'll see them talking to other people, just not you. It's like they put your mind on the end of string and play with it like a fucking yoyo.


So you see how it can be frustrating??? too much (lmpa), not enough (me, usually), or through a friend (lmpa)....when all we want is someone to just speak to us like a fucking normal person. ACK!!/rant.


anyway, moving along - how's everyone's day so far? hmm? pleasant I hope

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

My day is ok, just got some caffeine but still want to go back to bed. I still have to text Cyrano though.

It's also gonna start storming like a bitch soon, which makes me want to go back to bed even more.

 

[redhotswami]

mia i'm so there...liquor and men in cakes...are they going to literally wear the cakes? do we get to pick flavours?

i think we should! i mean, after all, we're the ones eating it, right?

 

[snowbunny00774]

hmmm....I don't know what I'd choose...that'll give me something to think about all day. When do we have to get our orders in by?

 

[redhotswami]

i'm in your same boat, snow. the last guy i "dated" didn't want to talk as much as he wanted to make out.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

For Snow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT5AQIlmM0I

 

[snowbunny00774]

I think you should just call him...no room for misinterpretation then.

 

[redhotswami]

hmmm....I don't know what I'd choose...that'll give me something to think about all day. When do we have to get our orders in by?

oh you've got time! some have already decided. i think beav is coming in a pie, phi-fa in a hotdog bun....carlos was the only one for sure arriving in a cake.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I've gotten a combo of a) doesn't talk at all, b) talks too much (movie theatre bj requester guy), and c) talks just enough and wants to make out just enough but then decides he'd rather be with a woman who probably resembles Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife Beth.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

oh you've got time! some have already decided. i think beav is coming in a pie, phi-fa in a hotdog bun....carlos was the only one for sure arriving in a cake.

I refuse to eat that cake.

 

[redhotswami]

I think you should just call him...no room for misinterpretation then.

i've found it is best to be as direct as possible, and even perhaps a bit redundant. both sexes have preconceived notions about one another, so we think we know what they're thinking, but we'd be surprised to find out what is really up.

lol yes, btw i did in fact have dinner w/ dr. ruth last year.

 

[UberBeaver]

Yes. To the point where you almost sit looking at them wondering if they're mute, and all you can think is get me the fuck out of here k, plsthanx. It's weird though, cos you'll see them talking to other people, just not you. It's like they put your mind on the end of string and play with it like a fucking yoyo.

Just remember, they are more scared of you than you are of them. I clam up sometimes too. You don't want to say something stupid and sound like a moron and blow the whole thing. But not speaking leaves you blowing the whole thing anyway. It's a Catch-22. Ugh. That's why confidence wins, yet over confidence makes you a dick. You can't win! The Zen aspect of the CoNJ comes in huge at times like these.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Just remember, they are more scared of you than you are of them. I clam up sometimes too. You don't want to say something stupid and sound like a moron and blow the whole thing. But not speaking leaves you blowing the whole thing anyway. It's a Catch-22. Ugh. That's why confidence wins, yet over confidence makes you a dick. You can't win! The Zen aspect of the CoNJ comes in huge at times like these.

I'll call tonight when I get home.

And yes, confident guys usually can be dicks, at least in my experience they are or have been. Not all, though.

See, we go nuts trying to figure you guys out. It's a wonder more of us haven't turned lesbian (even though I wouldn't, since I've been told that I hate gay people )

 

[UberBeaver]

You could always try lesbian for a while. Like a weekend, or something. In september, maybe. In a city not your own. With a web feed and shit. It couldn't hurt, RITE? RITE!

 

[snowbunny00774]

Just remember, they are more scared of you than you are of them.

whaaat? that makes no sense.


mia's got it right...just out with it and then there is no catch 22. even if you're not a talker in general, if you at least give any idication one way or another and then tell us that just because you don't talk much doesn't mean you're not interested you're just nervous or whatever, that's FINE...but at least we know we're not wasting our time. It even happened again this weekend :myheadwillexplodesoon:


and LMPA I think we know TB just has something weird going on in general...

 

[snowbunny00774]

You could always try lesbian for a while. Like a weekend, or something. In september, maybe. In a city not your own. With a web feed and shit. It couldn't hurt, RITE? RITE!

I love the "try" being in italics, like it's hurting you to suggest it, but you're doing it for our own best interest

 

[UberBeaver]

whaaat? that makes no sense.

They used to tell me that about wild animals. I thought it was appropriate here.

I love the "try" being in italics, like it's hurting you to suggest it, but you're doing it for our own best interest

Well, of course it's your interest - April just said she thought it was a good idea! I thought you were her friend. You should have offered first. I am a generous follower of the CoNJ. I give and give and give. I'd be willing to say whether or not it was working for you both, from an outsideer's perspective. You know? I'm good like that.

 

[snowbunny00774]

They used to tell me that about wild animals. I thought it was appropriate here.

wild animal. nice. I guess it's one fucking step up from beastoid.

 

[UberBeaver]

wild animal. nice. I guess it's one fucking step up from beastoid.

You would not be the wild animal in this example. Or "beastoid".

 

[redhotswami]

i'm an animal. rawr.

 

[UberBeaver]

i'm an animal. rawr.

That's the spirit!





I think I should go away now as my messages are not coming out the way I am intending. I think I need to stop drinking coffee. I ramble too much.

 

[redhotswami]

oh....perhaps i should've been offended too. but i just found it sexy.