The Temple Bar: The BeavBaby has arrived

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I think I'm down for the night, kids.

See you all in the morning.

 

[VertigoGal]

night april and NSW
i'm leaving soon too.
very very soon.

 

[UberBeaver]

Thanks, VG.

Why did you nix your lastfm account?

 

[the rockin edge]

sure it is

anyway how is your music/job/life going?

music is going slower since i started classes, i kick ass at my job and life, well life is ok i guess.

how bout you?

 

[VertigoGal]

deleted last fm for the same reason i deleted my journal.
which is to say, i dunno i felt like it.


i really wanna hear how your classes are going adam, PM me or something because im really about to pass out (sleep) as i type this. haha...but yeah life's pretty good and everything

ok goodnight

 

[redkat]

night VG

 

[UberBeaver]

deleted last fm for the same reason i deleted my journal.
which is to say, i dunno i felt like it.


ok goodnight

Clean Slates = Win, I hear you. I was afraid maybe people were all, "He's your friend? oh my god, eww. You can't hang out with us." And you were all, "OMG NO. He paid me to be his friend, but I'll drop him. watch." goodnight.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

What I miss...

V-Day was Wife enjoyed the gift, kids got candy and I had a Brownie Delight!!!

Good Night!!

 

[Zoots]

Is anybody still here as I sit at the comp, unable to sleep and listening to psychedelic druggie rock from 1969?

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Perhaps.



But only if you can help me remember some of those really cheesy wear a condom catch phrases...

 

[Zoots]

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Oh my lord.




I'm scarred for life now.




There used to be a list somewhere of like, over 100 of them...
all of them were bad..
most of them rhymed...
sadly I only remember halves of them

"........wrap it in plastic"
".........slip on a rain coat"

 

[Zoots]

No idea, sorry!

Otherwise, how's it going Bri?

 

[~BrightestStar~]

I'm trying to channel Dr Phil.


For a paper...
I'm writing a short "script" where a number of literary characters show up on dr phil...
Frankenstien conforonting his creator on Dr phil....good television, right?


How's youse? It's been awhile!

 

[Zoots]

Sounds interesting!

I'm okay... waiting for a new job to start. In a new location, upstate new york and it's freezing here! It's good that I've mostly been inside.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Wow! A new job? When did that happen?
Congrats!


Omg, we've gotten like just less than a meter of snow in just under two days. It's crazy!

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Aha!
I found them!


25. Cover your stump, before you hump.

24. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.

23. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

22. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

21. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

20. You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.

19. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

18. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

17. If you slip between her thighs, condomize.

16. It will be sweeter, if you wrap your peter.

15. She won't get sick, if you wrap your d**k.

14. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis.

12. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse.

11. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

10. Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker.

9. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.

8. The right selection, is to protect your erection.

7. Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil.

6. A crank with armor, will never harm her.

5. If you really love her, wear a cover.

4. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake.

3. Sex is cleaner, with a packaged weiner.

2. If you can't shield your rocket, keep it in your pocket.

1. No glove, no love.

 

[Zoots]

^

Thanks! Got the job at the very beginning of the year and moved up here a couple of weeks back!

meter, haven't heard that word in ages!

Alright, I gotta get to bed.

'Night!

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Sweet dreams!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[VintagePunk]

Morning.

Where has this week gone? I had to ask my daughter this morning what day it is. Feels like it should be Tuesday, or something.

Btw, didn't watch the Grammys, but I was very happy to hear that The Dixie Chicks did so well. Liberal vindication.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i would like to say that "against all odds" has been stuck in my head all morning.

thank you very little

 

[redkat]

I can't even think of how it goes so it's not possible.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

i would like to say that "against all odds" has been stuck in my head all morning.

thank you very little

I escaped that horrible fate and instead sung along to Love Is A Battlefield on the way in today.


But now that you've mentioned it, it's in my head.

Thanks.

 

[No spoken words]

i would like to say that "against all odds" has been stuck in my head all morning.

thank you very little

My pleasure.

And there's nothing left here to remind me.....
just the memory of your face

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

soooo take a look at me now...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I'm going to hurt you both.

Seriously.

The worst part is I can see the video so clearly in my mind.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

can't say that i remember the video

 

[UberBeaver]

Man, I'm tired. And work is super busy. I wish I could just make you turn around, turn around and see me cry. There's so much I need to say to you, so many reasons why. You're the only one who really knew me at all. Ain't that some shit?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

can't say that i remember the video

I believe it was Mr. Collins standing underneath a spotlight or something real dramatic like that.

At least he wasn't real up close to the camera and spooky like the video for In the Air Tonight. No one needs to see Phil that close up. Or at all, for that matter.

Hey Beav. Don't make me hurt you, too.