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Old 06-25-2007, 03:27 PM   #886
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YO - Great news! I won some contest here at work, kinda like the other award, but better. This one has an awesome prize - in addition to a nice chunk of change I get an expense paid trip to:





















NORWAY!!!!!!!

Norwegian women.










I'M GOING TO SCANDANAVIA! w00t w00t w00t!
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You're tyring to summon Reggie. It'll probably work, too.
All I usually have to do is snap my fingers and he comes.










Wait a minute...

















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"Hey Peyton Manning, you just won the Super Bowl...what are you going to do next?"

"I'm going to Dis....Scandanavia!!!"

"Peyton, anything else you'd like to share?"

"Yes. Hey, Beav, STFU."
Usually I would tell you to GFY, but after reading about that shark that reproduced by, well, fucking itself, I think that's a risk we can ill afford. So, Piss the Fuck Off. PtFO.
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Old 06-25-2007, 03:40 PM   #890
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who the hell says "i'm going to scandanavia" pfft....hilarious!
Y U GOT 2 B A HATER 4? WTF?
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Are you really going to Norway?
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Old 06-25-2007, 03:46 PM   #892
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It's true. A hammerhead shark had a baby without a male shark. Shit was immaculate. Real OJ and the Old NT type of stuff. NJ ain't down with that. It's not natural.






I'm cutting off all of my hair and shaving my head. My hair has reached the point where it gets into my eyes. Adios, hair. We may never pass this way again. You weren't exactly good to me, all bushy and fro like, hair. But we had some good times. Remember when you were braided? lol, that was funny. Remember when the boss at the old job made me cut you off? You were actually less long than you are now. Ironic. Remember when mom used to grab you, and as my hands went to save you, she switch it up and slap my ass with her other hand, and then when I'd go to block that, she'd tug on you again? Ohh....those were good times, hair. Good times. Now I'm going to cut you off, sweep you up and make sure you end up in every plate of food that that cock bagel NSW eats from here on in. hair.
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Old 06-25-2007, 03:49 PM   #893
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Are you really going to Norway?
no. but I'd like to. maybe you can give me some of those miles you're building up.




I think my brain just shut off. I have a ton of shit to do, and I was on calls all afternoon getting more shit to do, and then I hung up the phone and just shut down. Ironically, I'm suddenly in a great mood.
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It's true. A hammerhead shark had a baby without a male shark. Shit was immaculate. Real OJ and the Old NT type of stuff. NJ ain't down with that. It's not natural.






I'm cutting off all of my hair and shaving my head. My hair has reached the point where it gets into my eyes. Adios, hair. We may never pass this way again. You weren't exactly good to me, all bushy and fro like, hair. But we had some good times. Remember when you were braided? lol, that was funny. Remember when the boss at the old job made me cut you off? You were actually less long than you are now. Ironic. Remember when mom used to grab you, and as my hands went to save you, she switch it up and slap my ass with her other hand, and then when I'd go to block that, she'd tug on you again? Ohh....those were good times, hair. Good times. Now I'm going to cut you off, sweep you up and make sure you end up in every plate of food that that cock bagel NSW eats from here on in. hair.
Aw, that was a sweet send-off.

Too, too weird about the shark.
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Old 06-25-2007, 04:10 PM   #895
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I know. Crazy shit. I know it's all the feminine plot to rid the world of males. I see right through you all.
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Hopefully they get rid of the newly bald first.
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I know. Crazy shit. I know it's all the feminine plot to rid the world of males. I see right through you all.
Normally I'd own up to it and be all "mwhahahaha, you're right", but I think instead of killing off the males I think females ought to weed out the assholes and keep the ones with redeemable qualities.

Then again that wouldn't work either. Cause there would be millions of single women fighting over two guys, both named Norbert.


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Hopefully they get rid of the newly bald first.
Knock it off.

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I think females ought to weed out the assholes and keep the ones with redeemable qualities.

noooo....





So did 78 have the baby? Where did she go?
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No idea. I thought she was due in early July?

Getting rid of the bald. I like it! :isnotbitteratall:
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I'll be bald sooner than later....already had to start getting hair done with clippers, size 4. Eh.
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