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Old 12-20-2007, 04:06 PM   #736
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Wow, you need to get out more DOL...and trust me, I've only livened up shower time baby...

You need to loosen up, have a couple of drinks before you get in next time...and then let the fun begin...

Hey NSW, post that pic of me, so it'll be ingrained in her mind whenever she gets in the shower...
I'd rather think about Shakira in the shower, kthx. Or Bono. Or my boyfriend.

And alcohol wouldn't do a damn good. I was hungover today, it took all of my effort just to get off the damn couch.
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Old 12-20-2007, 04:07 PM   #737
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I'm only kidding of course.

I think I have an ovarian cyst.
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I think I have an ovarian cyst.
OMG me too, let's fly down to Jamaica and get cheapie surgeries together.

Who the fuck needs ovaries anyway.
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Old 12-20-2007, 04:09 PM   #739
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yeah but think of all the prescriptions you could get your hands on!
no more "mom i think i need my wisdom teeth out...again..." for you!
I pop antacids like candy. Just need to put them in a bottle labeled "chewable morphine" and I'm in.
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Old 12-20-2007, 04:09 PM   #740
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I'd rather think about Shakira in the shower, kthx. Or Bono. Or my boyfriend.

And alcohol wouldn't do a damn good. I was hungover today, it took all of my effort just to get off the damn couch.
Ooh, yeah put Shakira in the fantasy about me.......you're getting good at this...

Bono and the bf...can stay at home, while you're in the shower...

What you need is to set another drink down wherever you fall asleep at, so in the morning you can wake up and pound another one before getting up....that way you're all ready for shower time....

Both problems...solved!
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No, nothing happened to my car. I don't remember how it was resolved. I assume someone drove me home to get a spare key or something.
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I think I have an ovarian cyst.


Ouch...why do you think that...
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When I was your age...all those years ago......my Dad had this piece of crap car that smoked so bad, it was like something Batman would use as a distraction...one day I pulled up to a stoplight and it was smoking so bad you couldn't see anything 3 feet in front or in back of you...this guy yells out to me "your car's on fire"....I was like STFU...and at the same time...
My first car when I was 18-ish was an AMC Pacer. It was 8,000 years old, it lacked floorboards and was lame as hell, but it was mine.
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heh not fucking me!
it hurts doesn't it? I'm huddled in the fetal position. fetal. ovaries. babies. ugh. I had Jamaican food for lunch today and if their ovarian surgery is anything like their fried plantains...
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Ooh, yeah put Shakira in the fantasy about me.......you're getting good at this...

Bono and the bf...can stay at home, while you're in the shower...

What you need is to set another drink down wherever you fall asleep at, so in the morning you can wake up and pound another one before getting up....that way you're all ready for shower time....

Both problems...solved!
No. You can go shower with Edge or something.
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My first car when I was 18-ish was an AMC Pacer. It was 8,000 years old, it lacked floorboards, but it was mine.
Floorboards are way overrated...VP...
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No. You can go shower with Edge or something.
I'm not big on handlebar moustaches...so no thanks...

But this ain't about me......or is it...

TMI
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Floorboards are way overrated...VP...
Floorboards are highly overrated. They prevent one from utilizing the Fred Flintstone braking system.
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Ouch...why do you think that...
my ovary hurts. well I think it's my ovary, but really it could be anything!
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I'm not big on handlebar moustaches...so no thanks...

But this ain't about me......or is it...

TMI
You're the one fantasizing about my shampoo bottle. Talk about TMI.
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