The Temple Bar - Lemons UYMFA

[DreamOutLoud13]

This thread has kind of been dead for almost an hour, but I must point out that I am happy at the moment! Happy and a little bit drunk but happy 'cause while getting drunk I was cuddling with a very nice guy and watching freaking Monty Python and the Holy Grail and there are few better ways to spend an evening, if I do say so myself.

 

[Lila64]

Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.

 

[phillyfan26]

for pfan - the other bonus I forgot to PM about... the 45 second rule is only 15 seconds for premium members

That is exciting. It gives me more time to pwn n00bs in FYM.

 

[Drea]

Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.

A spanking! A spanking! (...and then the oral sex)

 

[snowbunny00774]

I love that having kids and NOT claiming extra benefits for it is newsworthy :wtf:

 

[redhotswami]

what newspapers are you reading?

 

[snowbunny00774]

The Daily Mail link in one of the FYM threads - the guy moving into a house he doesn't live in for his probation. It's one of the other "articles" in the sidebar.

 

[redhotswami]

ah...that's...weird.
so what's new with you?

 

[No spoken words]

Let me see you do the booty hop
and make the booty stop,
now drop and do the booty wop.

 

[UberBeaver]

Let me see you do the booty hop
and make the booty stop,
now drop and do the booty wop.

Are you making fun of my olive oil voice, my guinea charm? Racist. STFU.

 

[redhotswami]

All I wanna do is zoom azoom zoom zoom and a boom boom

 

[redhotswami]

Are you making fun of my olive oil voice, my guinea charm? Racist. STFU.

We already establish that your voice sounds like where the hell I came from and why.

 

[redhotswami]

that song holds a special memory for me. i have a video of my dad dancing to that song...but it looks more like he is churning butter.

 

[UberBeaver]

We already establish that your voice sounds like where the hell I came from and why.

We HAVE already established that you and NSW both need to STFU. kthxbai!

 

[redhotswami]

i'm in his same classification now?? oh it's on brotha!

 

[snowbunny00774]

ah...that's...weird.
so what's new with you?

work

oh wait, that's not so much new, is it?



what's happening with the housing situation?

 

[redhotswami]

it's not happening. they decided bailey was too big for their interests (read: this is a house, not an apartment or a condo so wtf?) but it is ultimately their call, so...yeah.

 

[snowbunny00774]

did you find a fourth for that house?

 

[redhotswami]

we did actually. we were all set. i told my friend though to just go ahead and find one-room vacancies. it's not fair to have this pushed off because of me. she's getting nervous because classes start in a month.

 

[snowbunny00774]

Oh this is the house that bailey wasn't welcome at. gotcha. that sucks, they must have known that bailey was part of the deal.

will you be able to find a one room for yourself?

 

[redhotswami]

i sure hope so. it is quite difficult to find a place that will take in someone with a dog here, thats why we were hoping to get a place together.

 

[snowbunny00774]

well I have everything crossed that you find a place asap.

 

[redhotswami]

thanks! i appreciate it.
ETA: actually, cross everything in 8 minutes. that would be infinitely better.

 

[snowbunny00774]

I just saw this now and am crossing as we speak :goodluck!!!:

 

[UberBeaver]

One of the main contributers of the Ashley is a 7 thread has been fired/resigned.

 

[snowbunny00774]

oh noes. which one? was it dramatic ramawhore:

 

[UberBeaver]

I'm not sure which quotes were his off the top of my head, but I know he said someting about "gefilte fish" once. He was

His exit wasn't dramatic, but it's becoming dramatic. He got fired, but he's trying to make it look like discrimination. My company, apparently, doesn't like Jewish people, which explains why about half of the office is jewish - so that The Man (also Jewish) can fire them. It's very complex, don't try to understand. Anyway, the guy next to me (not jewish) is being singled out as being particularly rascist and just got off the phone with HR - "Dude - I married a Chinese girl!" This might be fun.

I hope they call me.

 

[snowbunny00774]

I'm not sure which quotes were his off the top of my head, but I know he said someting about "gefilte fish" once. He was

His exit wasn't dramatic, but it's becoming dramatic. He got fired, but he's trying to make it look like discrimination. My company, apparently, doesn't like Jewish people, which explains why about half of the office is jewish - so that The Man (also Jewish) can fire them. It's very complex, don't try to understand. Anyway, the guy next to me (not jewish) is being singled out as being particularly rascist and just got off the phone with HR - "Dude - I married a Chinese girl!" This might be fun.

I hope they call me.

I think "Dude - I married a Chinese girl!" belongs in Ashley

That live web feed equipment you're always going on about? I demand you set it up in your office so we can all enjoy the weeding out of rascists who disguise themselves by marrying Chinese girls and hiring Jewish people

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

I'm not sure which quotes were his off the top of my head, but I know he said someting about "gefilte fish" once. He was

His exit wasn't dramatic, but it's becoming dramatic. He got fired, but he's trying to make it look like discrimination. My company, apparently, doesn't like Jewish people, which explains why about half of the office is jewish - so that The Man (also Jewish) can fire them. It's very complex, don't try to understand. Anyway, the guy next to me (not jewish) is being singled out as being particularly rascist and just got off the phone with HR - "Dude - I married a Chinese girl!" This might be fun.

I hope they call me.

Oh please have HR call Beav...please...ray:

Hey Beav...Merry Christmas....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzxLBdkN7OI

 

[redhotswami]

tell them about the inexplicable phenomena of hispanics not getting married but saying they are.