The Temple Bar: Don't Forget The Lemon

[UberBeaver]

Seriously, I'm so drained now. It takes a lot out of me when I'm thrust into a situation that is Hollywood-esque. The guy doing the pitch was so cliche, it kills me. I'm just talking to myself right now but that's ok.

Walk with me, talk with me. Listen, I got an idea for you: It's about a guy, an anti-hero, and he listens to pitches for programs all day. I see Clint Eastwood as the guy, and Danny DeVito as his roguish but loveable sidekick. We can get Rick Gervaise to play the pitchman in the pilot, he's pitching a show about an anti-hero that listens to pitches all day. Scorcese says he wants to direct - just the pilot at first, but if you pick it up, I can probably get him to direct a few more. Huh? Whaddya think? COME ON!

 

[UberBeaver]

Back, what's the situation on the street?

I see we rounded up the two CTU International moles.

Interrogation room's ready.

Reg is deep under the covers somewhere in CA.

We've lost track of the two Canadians eh, but I'm pretty sure we can find them. We have heat sensing satellites over Canada. It should be easy to find them.

Kat was putting the lotion on the skin, or she didn't and is therefore getting the hose again.

Thora is a tired and hungover.

NSW is workign on getting Pacino to do a guest spot on my show.

Dave - God knows. Hopefully he's sleeping.

Bri was empathsizng [sic] with Dave.

Dayglo has dry skin.

 

[redkat]

Walk with me, talk with me. Listen, I got an idea for you: It's about a guy, an anti-hero, and he listens to pitches for programs all day. I see Clint Eastwood as the guy, and Danny DeVito as his roguish but loveable sidekick. We can get Rick Gervaise to play the pitchman in the pilot, he's pitching a show about an anti-hero that listens to pitches all day. Scorcese says he wants to direct - just the pilot at first, but if you pick it up, I can probably get him to direct a few more. Huh? Whaddya think? COME ON!

I'd be terrible at your job nsw I hate hurting peoples feelings

 

[No spoken words]

Walk with me, talk with me. Listen, I got an idea for you: It's about a guy, an anti-hero, and he listens to pitches for programs all day. I see Clint Eastwood as the guy, and Danny DeVito as his roguish but loveable sidekick. We can get Rick Gervaise to play the pitchman in the pilot, he's pitching a show about an anti-hero that listens to pitches all day. Scorcese says he wants to direct - just the pilot at first, but if you pick it up, I can probably get him to direct a few more. Huh? Whaddya think? COME ON!

This is better than what we normally hear, sadly.

 

[No spoken words]

I'd be terrible at your job nsw I hate hurting peoples feelings

You assume these people have feelings.

 

[redkat]

You assume these people have feelings.

touche

if they have no feelings I can be a real bitch

 

[No spoken words]

touche

if they have no feelings I can be a real bitch

I'm never mean or overly nice. I'm as professional as I can be. If I really like an idea, it shows, though, hard to disguise my passion.

 

[redkat]

I'm never mean or overly nice. I'm as professional as I can be. If I really like an idea, it shows, though, hard to disguise my passion.

I wanna hear the pich hard to imagine what might get pitched to your network.

 

[UberBeaver]

This is better than what we normally hear, sadly.

Awesome! When do we start?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Ok, now that I'm caught up.

Oooh, can I be a total bitch to someone?

 

[No spoken words]

I wanna hear the pich hard to imagine what might get pitched to your network.

We get 5-10 pitches a week, which is absolutely nothing, the networks get tons more than that.

We get pitched everything from game shows to reality shows to animated shows to jack-ass type stuff to cooking shows, you name it we get it. It's not hard to take a genre of TV and apply it to sports. But it is hard to come up with a good idea. Cooking show? Sure, get a famous athlete that also loves to cook, and you've got a show! Not a show I'd ever put on my air, but a show idea nontheless.

I want to do a show called "Legends in the minds of the producers" about show ideas producers thought were gold that were crap.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Ok, folks, we have 2 more hours to get this bitch done.

:bauerface:

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Feelings suck...I try not to use them.



April, be a my bitc...er be a bitch to me...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Where's my whip?

I think after a few incidences, I am done with feelings.

 

[No spoken words]

Where's my whip?

I think after a few incidences, I am done with feelings.

You left it at that Hotel you PM'd me about, the one you and Reggie stay at. Duh.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

You left it at that Hotel you PM'd me about, the one you and Reggie stay at. Duh.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[UberBeaver]

1 hour 54 minutes. 34 posts.

We can do this and save America, guys. For America!

 

[VintagePunk]

There is no heat in Canada, and since our body temperatures have dropped below discernible levels, your heat seeking detection systems have been rendered inoperable.

:evillaughter:

 

[redkat]

Beav have you seen the Bowie Arcade Fire wake up? I've lost it in the itunes blackhole if anyone has it would you mind uploading it?


In the meantime the youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Ff8dd5iV0

 

[VintagePunk]

I said welcome to my show...

Just you and me, babe. We've got the whole damn night to go.

:kickassguitarriff:

 

[UberBeaver]

There is no heat in Canada, and since our body temperatures have dropped below discernible levels, your heat seeking detection systems have been rendered inoperable.

:evillaughter:

Shit.


I will dress up like a tree and go to Canada undercover.

 

[VintagePunk]

Speaking of Arcade Fire, does anyone have a link to the leaked album?

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

VP!!!

And I'm glad you got the original file!!! Now you have my email addresses...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

There is no heat in Canada, and since our body temperatures have dropped below discernible levels, your heat seeking detection systems have been rendered inoperable.

:evillaughter:

Just tell me what your plan is and I promise you we will do everything we can for you once we get back to CTU.

*kicks over chair, ties VP to it*

NOW TELL ME WHAT IS YOUR PLAN?????????????

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Speaking of Arcade Fire, does anyone have a link to the leaked album?

I can send tonight.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Just tell me what your plan is and I promise you we will do everything we can for you once we get back to CTU.

*kicks over chair, ties VP to it*

NOW TELL ME WHAT IS YOUR PLAN?????????????

Roll playing...

Who can I be...President Palmer...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Shit.


I will dress up like a tree and go to Canada undercover.

Beav, are you being Jack when he's all crying and shit?

I got her nailed already. Yeesh, having children has really softened you man.

 

[UberBeaver]

Beav, are you being Jack when he's all crying and shit?

I got her nailed already. Yeesh, having children has really softened you man.

I was undercover. Once they approach me in the treee disguise I go like this:

and then

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

i'll be waiting in the oval office or bunker, whichever

Roll playing...

Who can I be...President Palmer...