No spoken words
Blue Crack Supplier
the rockin edge said:
i cant take sarcasm now, ive been at work all day dishing it out to other people!
And to think you were mean to delivery customers.
Tre, I know the feeling.
the rockin edge said:
i cant take sarcasm now, ive been at work all day dishing it out to other people!
the rockin edge said:
i take very few orders, but we dont sell fries.
i dont think we have any catchphrases like that though, i dislike customers greatly so i try and avoid contact with them. except for deliverys = tips
the rockin edge said:
nonono, that doesnt help induce good tipping. im actually pleasant when giving people their food at their house.
UberBeaver said:
I know you don't sell fries, that just makes it more funny. Also, if someone orders a sausage pizza, bring them a plain, and when they're all "Hey, where's the sausage?" you can sart to unzip and be like, "I got your sausage for you, RIGHT FUCKIN HERE!" Then slam yur member on the pizza repeatedly. Round here we call that a unit slam!
I need sleep.
UberBeaver said:
I know you don't sell fries, that just makes it more funny. Also, if someone orders a sausage pizza, bring them a plain, and when they're all "Hey, where's the sausage?" you can sart to unzip and be like, "I got your sausage for you, RIGHT FUCKIN HERE!" Then slam yur member on the pizza repeatedly. Round here we call that a unit slam!
I need sleep.
Reggie Thee Dog said:
Yeah more like..."Hi, got your large Pepperoni and dogshit olives.
customer: What'd you say?
Tre: Your large Pepperoni and olives that I sat on naked
customer: What? Are you mumbling?
Tre: $12.85 please you Poison listening piece of horsecrap
customer: Honey turn down "Nothing But A Good Time" I can't understand a word this boy is saying to me...
Reggie Thee Dog said:
Yeah more like..."Hi, got your large Pepperoni and dogshit olives.
customer: What'd you say?
Tre: Your large Pepperoni and olives that I sat on naked
customer: What? Are you mumbling?
Tre: $12.85 please you Poison listening piece of horsecrap
customer: Honey turn down "Nothing But A Good Time" I can't understand a word this boy is saying to me...
Reggie Thee Dog said:
Yeah more like..."Hi, got your large Pepperoni and dogshit olives.
customer: What'd you say?
Tre: Your large Pepperoni and olives that I sat on naked
customer: What? Are you mumbling?
Tre: $12.85 please you Poison listening piece of horsecrap
customer: Honey turn down "Nothing But A Good Time" I can't understand a word this boy is saying to me...
UberBeaver said:I love Showtime at the Apollo. I haven't seen it in years. I used to get all baked and watch this shit and just laugh.
UberBeaver said:I love Showtime at the Apollo. I haven't seen it in years. I used to get all baked and watch this shit and just laugh.
No spoken words said:
You get to Iowa often, I see.
Reggie Thee Dog said:
Not really, but it just fit the demographic.
If you ever want to read a really funny book about growing up in a rural part of the country in the 1980's and loving Hair Metal, read "Fargo Rock City" by Chuck Klosterman. It's full of anecdotes like that.
Reggie Thee Dog said:
Not really, but it just fit the demographic.
If you ever want to read a really funny book about growing up in a rural part of the country in the 1980's and loving Hair Metal, read "Fargo Rock City" by Chuck Klosterman. It's full of anecdotes like that.