The Stephen A. Smith podcast

[LMP]

Oh my God, I've never heard one man scream for 40 straight minutes, whisper for like 15 seconds, then scream again. It's like a roller coaster ride for my eardrums.

If you like sports or Stephen A. at all, you have to listen to this.

It's on ESPN Radio weekday, but oh my God, I cannot get enough of this.

And yes, he still loves his cheese doodles.

 

[No spoken words]

I love sports, and that's why I'll avoid this clown like the fucking plague.

 

[LMP]

I'm Stephen A. Smith, everything I say is important!

 

[No spoken words]

I like when he contradicts himself within the same rant. Not a day later, or an hour later, but mere seconds. He's a disgrace, and that's saying something, since the genre has devolved so much in the past few years.

 

[phillyfan26]

The Inquirer is tough to read. I'm a Daily News man.

For some reason, Stephen A. is wearing sunglasses in his photo for his Inquirer column.

 

[Dusty Bottoms]

The worst is when he tries to talk about baseball. Oh man.

 

[No spoken words]

The worst is when he tries to talk

Agreed.

 

[Screwtape2]

My favorite Stephen A. Smith radio moment was after the AFC Championship game when for twenty minutes he screamed (in regard to Reche Caldwell) 'THAT BOY LOOKED HIGH!'

 

[phillyfan26]

You guys just don't get it. You know how he always pretends to mix up Zydronus Ilgauskus and Mehmet Okur? That kills me everytime.

 

[No spoken words]

I don't ever want to "get it" when it comes to Stephen A Smith, thanks.

 

[phillyfan26]

But you don't get it. When he's contradicting himself, he does it really loud. So it's OK.

 

[No spoken words]

You know what? I'm starting to get it now.....you're right....he's a buffoon....but since he drowns out all other sound.....it's permissable.....he need not make sense....as long as he makes noise.....I'm converted.

 

[Dusty Bottoms]

he's no Skip Bayless

 

[phillyfan26]

Skip Bayless still thinks T.O. did no wrong in Philadelphia.

 

[LMP]

he's no Skip Bayless

Words cannot describe how much I dislike this guy.

At least Stephen A. loves saying SLA-VA MED-VE-DENKO!

I ENJOY THE TANGY ZIP, OF MIRACLE WHIP!

 

[phillyfan26]

Words cannot describe how much I dislike this guy.

At least Stephen A. loves saying SLA-VA MED-VE-DENKO!

I ENJOY THE TANGY ZIP, OF MIRACLE WHIP!

I can just imagine him pulling a loud Stanley at the Inquirer editor:

WHY DO YOU KEEP CCING ME ABOUT THESE THINGS THAT GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH ME?

 

[LMP]

The resemblance is uncanny:

 

[phillyfan26]

The resemblance is uncanny:

Is that supposed to be me? I do not think that is funny.

 

[LMP]

You know what is funny?

RAAAAAAAA-SHO NESTEROOOOOO-VIC!

 

[phillyfan26]

Quite frankly, the bottom line is that Mehmet Okur, I mean Zydronus Ilgauskus, has a better name then Rasho Nesteovic.

 

[LMP]

You guys need to listen to his tirade on Stephon Marbury on YouTube.

He makes noises I've never heard come out of another human being ever before.

 

[No spoken words]

Where my thoughtbeings at???

 

[LMP]

Quite frankly, I love your new avatar.

I wish Stephen A. Smith was a transformer. He'd be a Decepitcon, for sure.

 

[phillyfan26]

You guys need to listen to his tirade on Stephon Marbury on YouTube.

He makes noises I've never heard come out of another human being ever before.

Holla' at yo' BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY.

This is 15 minutes long and I'm hooked listening to the rap within the first minute.

 

[No spoken words]

I have to admit....between my new avatar, and my old signature, I'm feeling pretty good about things.

He'd be a Decepticon alright. He's make Star Scream seem like a rational entity.

 

[LMP]

when he screams "YOU'RE A POINT GUARD" at 12 decibels, I lose it every time.

I want him to re-enact scenes from A Streetcar Named Desire right now.

"SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVA!"

 

[phillyfan26]

YOU'RE A DAMN POINT GUARD. A POINT GUARD.

Oh my God. This shit is gold.

 

[No spoken words]

I just realized that it's funny to see "No Spoken Words" right above Stephen A's photo. Perchance to dream.

 

[LMP]

I just realized that it's funny to see "No Spoken Words" right above Stephen A's photo. Perchance to dream.

Irony

YOU'RE A DAMN POINT GUARD. A POINT GUARD.

Oh my God. This shit is gold.

When the guy calls in, oh my God.

"SHUT THE HELL UP!"

 

[phillyfan26]

When the guy calls in, oh my God.

"SHUT THE HELL UP!"

ARE YOU GONNA COMPARE HIM TO TONY PARKER? WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY?