phillyfan26
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Axver said:
Wait, I must have missed a joke here.
Flames as a last name sounds intimidating.
Axver said:
Wait, I must have missed a joke here.
Axver said:
Wait, I must have missed a joke here.
phillyfan26 said:My actual favorite first name is Jake, which, oddly enough, is YLB's first name.
phillyfan26 said:
Flames as a last name sounds intimidating.
phillyfan26 said:
Flames as a last name sounds intimidating.
Axver said:
SO THAT'S WHO THAT IS!
I couldn't figure out who the fuck you guys were talking about. Why YLB?
Axver said:
Whenever I hear the name Jake, I can't help thinking of my friend's border collie who eats everything, including the blanket in his kennel.
No spoken words said:
You
Little
Bastard
I just started calling him a little bastard all the time, and eventually it stuck. It's great.
phillyfan26 said:
Yes, Ricky Gervais needs to pwn Dalton constantly. He has to be this hero when not working the fries, but completely degraded when working them.
SCENE 3
Customer: Hey, man...these fries are kind of burned...And a little cold in the middle...
Ricky Gervais: You're the most incompetent employee I've ever seen. Seriously, what is this shit? All you have to do is make fries. My fucking granddaughter could do that.
Fast Food Cop: Hey, hey. YOU want to make these fries??? What I do is EPIC, bitch. No one could possibly handle this.
Ricky Gervais: And you can't either.
Customer: Oh snap, son!
Fast Food Cop: Do you want your damn chicken fingers or not?
Ricky Gervais: I'm sorry, but you've been demoted. That stereotypical Japanese kid Kwang-Pow is on chicken fingers now. You just stick to fries.
Fast Food Cop: [chugs powerjuice, seeths with hatred]
major_panic said:
Axver said:
He also carves every bone he's given into exactly the same shape and stashes them. My friend thinks they're spades so that he can dig his way out under the fence. My friend's father thinks they more closely resemble spears and he's going to launch an uprising Animal Farm-style.
major_panic said:LM, what is this you're writing? It sounds... epic.
Axver said:
Whenever I hear the name Jake, I can't help thinking of my friend's border collie who eats everything, including the blanket in his kennel.
LemonMelon said:
It's the epic pilot episode for Fast Food Cop. I'm just trying to get a handle on the character at the moment.
cinnaminson said:geez guys, have you been on here all day
at least I've taken a break to watch tv
cinnaminson said:
whenever I hear the name Jake I think of Elwood.
geez guys, have you been on here all day
at least I've taken a break to watch tv
major_panic said:
Nice. Who's Fast Food Cop? Keanu Reeves?
phillyfan26 said:No, our very own Dalton.
major_panic said:
I just got back from work, I'm not as hardcore at Interference as these guys.
LemonMelon said:
Dalton is Fast Food Cop.
And Ricky Gervais is Ricky Gervais.
major_panic said:
I just got back from work, I'm not as hardcore at Interference as these guys.
major_panic said:
Ricky Gervais is the bomb! (or should that be da bomb?)
gluey said:I just want random bastards to stop coming to my door and interrupting me
gluey said:I just want random bastards to stop coming to my door and interrupting me
cinnaminson said:just looked at my profile.. . . . . . how can my average daily post count be only 3.33. all this posting like a maniac has proved nothing!!!
major_panic said:
Ah. That'd be because you guys keep referring to him as working at a fast-food joint, right?
He doesn't actually, does he?