U2democrat
Blue Crack Addict
My german teacher is hilarious.
I have his class right before lunch and i walked in talking about how hungry i was. On his desk he had a homemade blueberry muffin which looked DELICIOUS. So he decided to eat it slowly right in front of me and shove it in his mouth, all the while rubbing his stomach and going "mmmmmmmm". I was going nuts trying to avoid looking at him, and as he shoved in the last bite he opened his mouth wide for me to see and went "hey do you like seafood?" and opened wide. i was laughing too hard to be mad.
then, on our quizzes everyone who got a 90 or above (i got a 100 ) he put scratch and sniff stickers. so he told us to scratch and sniff...and so we did and everyone was going "eeeeeew!" because the scent was "dirt" . then he had some german hard candy and was eating it in front of me rubbing his stomach going "mmmmm it's sooooo filling!!!!" and it smelled GOOD. thankfully he eventually gave me one but unfortunately it wasn't very good . but now i'm eating my lunch .
anyway that's my little story.
I have his class right before lunch and i walked in talking about how hungry i was. On his desk he had a homemade blueberry muffin which looked DELICIOUS. So he decided to eat it slowly right in front of me and shove it in his mouth, all the while rubbing his stomach and going "mmmmmmmm". I was going nuts trying to avoid looking at him, and as he shoved in the last bite he opened his mouth wide for me to see and went "hey do you like seafood?" and opened wide. i was laughing too hard to be mad.
then, on our quizzes everyone who got a 90 or above (i got a 100 ) he put scratch and sniff stickers. so he told us to scratch and sniff...and so we did and everyone was going "eeeeeew!" because the scent was "dirt" . then he had some german hard candy and was eating it in front of me rubbing his stomach going "mmmmm it's sooooo filling!!!!" and it smelled GOOD. thankfully he eventually gave me one but unfortunately it wasn't very good . but now i'm eating my lunch .
anyway that's my little story.