The Octagon Bar: Don't Say We Didn't Warn You

[starsgoblue]

Perhaps I was too enthusiastic....

 

[U2democrat]

i was wondering why we weren't hearing anything from him.

*goes over to the jukebox, puts on "enter sandman" by metallica*

 

[I Move in Mysterious Ways]

(still unconscious . . . . dreaming . . . about Rebekah)

 

[U2democrat]

 

[~BrightestStar~]

*wishes she had a man bed* lol

Someone's gotta enlighten poor Laura, tho..she's outta the loop
*Not me!!*

 

[starsgoblue]

Out of the loop about what, my angel Jax? The joke or the man-bed silliness?


*thinks Rich looks cute when he's unconscious*

 

[U2democrat]

*puts "my generation" by the who on the jukebox...cranks it up to 11*

 

[U2democrat]

i hope i die before i get ooooold

 

[~BrightestStar~]

*can't resist since he's unconcious.....pulls out makeup *

The Joke, my dear Stars.

 

[starsgoblue]

*pretends not to notice Jax's makeup kit as she goes and pours herself an imaginary Guinness*

What I wouldn't do for a real Guinness. Hey anyone see the Guinness St. Patty's commerical with the three college age guys running down the stairs like it's Christmas morning and sees all these boxes of Guinness everywhere with green bows? One guy has Shamrock jammies on.....

 

[U2democrat]

i love putting makeup on guys when they're out!

they wake up and its HILARIOUS.

them:
me:

 

[starsgoblue]

I got tossed in a lake once for doing that. But the rule goes: If you pass out with your shoes still on, it's allowed!

 

[I Move in Mysterious Ways]

*can't resist since he's unconcious.....pulls out makeup *

The Joke, my dear Stars.

(wakes up covered in makeup)


Look what you've done to me . . .

You've made me very pretty, and I hate you.

 

[U2democrat]

very true.

 

[I Move in Mysterious Ways]

(wonders what Stars did with his pants)

 

[starsgoblue]

MacPhisto Rich!

Or as I sometimes call....Limey Stone

 

[U2democrat]

TAKE A PICTURE, QUICK!!!

 

[starsgoblue]

I exchanged them for Fly pants!

 

[~BrightestStar~]

*pretends not to notice Jax's makeup kit as she goes and pours herself an imaginary Guinness*

What I wouldn't do for a real Guinness. Hey anyone see the Guinness St. Patty's commerical with the three college age guys running down the stairs like it's Christmas morning and sees all these boxes of Guinness everywhere with green bows? One guy has Shamrock jammies on.....

No..but that's hilarious!


IMIMW
You make a very pretty lady...I can get you a dress and tiara if you like

 

[~BrightestStar~]

(wonders what Stars did with his pants)

 

[I Move in Mysterious Ways]

(goes to call for a cab)

HELLO, my name is Mr. Mac --- hello?

 

[starsgoblue]

Have y'all heard the Mr. Mac call when he phones home and get a recording of his daughter on the answering maching saying he can't come home til he takes the horns off?

 

[~BrightestStar~]

*wonders why rich hasn't put pants on yet*

 

[starsgoblue]

He's wearing The Fly pants you perv!

 

[U2democrat]

 

[U2democrat]

my german teacher taught us how to say "i'm horny" in german

 

[starsgoblue]

I know some dirty words in Italian and Russian....

 

[U2democrat]

he also taught us how to say

"i'm in the mood", "i'm not in the mood" and "i'm gay"

 

[starsgoblue]

Wait a minute...you're planning on going to Germany this summer aren't you? Is that why he's teaching you this? J/K

Ok I'm going to behave now.

 

[U2democrat]

actually it is why he's teaching it