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Old 02-27-2008, 05:21 AM   #766
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When you play Monopoly with the Axver, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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Old 02-27-2008, 05:21 AM   #767
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axver better call me soon then
But wouldn't just pointing and whispering "boo-ya" be too quick for you?
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When you play Monopoly with the Axver, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
This is stunningly accurate.

So is the other stuff, of course.
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the Axver kills a dozen white people a week just to prove he isn't rascist.
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But wouldn't just pointing and whispering "boo-ya" be too quick for you?
Yeah, man, you gotta build to those things.
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the Axver made his first million dollars drilling for oil. With his penis.
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When you play Monopoly with the Axver, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
This could be an interesting plot line to the Monopoly Movie.

specially if its directed by Micheal Bay
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good start with the shoulders and neck ....
Prefer to get to the toes last? [/B][/QUOTE]

i think you will be well distracted long before then ..
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When women say it's "that time of the month," they just mean the Axver is coming over. The bleeding is normal.
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Sadly, I'm done for now because I really must sleep.
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PENIS


gigantor muthafucker penis


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oh thats brilliant !!!!!!!!!!!
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Prefer to get to the toes last?
i think you will be well distracted long before then .. [/B][/QUOTE]

Didn't know you were that eager.
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Sadly, I'm done for now because I really must sleep.

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oh thats brilliant !!!!!!!!!!!

That's the way I roll.
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