Sumgayit, Azerbaijan Superthread

[Axver]

Wow, I'm gone 6.5 hours and this place can't even advance 20 posts?

 

[the tourist]

Nope. It can't.

 

[Axver]

Epic fail, Stuporthread.

I hope I haven't totally missed Kim.

 

[the tourist]

You have.

 

[Axver]

You suck, Andrew.

 

[the tourist]

I'm a truth-teller.

 

[Axver]

I hope Kim posts just to prove you wrong now.

It would make me feel warm inside.

 

[the tourist]

Though, truth be told, the whole site is slow tonight.

 

[the tourist]

It takes very little to make you warm, doesn't it?

 

[liamcool]

Hey ladies.

Learning Croatian is hard when the girl's pretty.

 

[Axver]

Though, truth be told, the whole site is slow tonight.

U2 need to do something.

It takes very little to make you warm, doesn't it?

I'm a cold person. Just about anything seems comparatively warm.

 

[the tourist]

Hey ladies.

Learning Croatian is hard when the girl's pretty.

I hear you're hairy.

So does that make this the girl?

 

[Axver]

Hey ladies.

Learning Croatian is hard when the girl's pretty.

This would be funnier if you were Serb.

 

[the tourist]

I'm a cold person. Just about anything seems comparatively warm.

Here's to hoping / don't make you feel warm.

 

[liamcool]

I hear you're hairy.

So does that make this the girl?

No. Even I'm not that hairy.

 

[liamcool]

This would be funnier if you were Serb.

Actually, one of my Croatian mates' best friend in primary school was a Serb. And so he constantly brought it up around this Croatian girl. It was funny.

 

[liamcool]

Here's to hoping / don't make you feel warm.

Your fiance makes me VERY warm.

 

[Axver]

Here's to hoping / don't make you feel warm.

You make me feel hatred and loathing.

 

[Axver]

Actually, one of my Croatian mates' best friend in primary school was a Serb. And so he constantly brought it up around this Croatian girl. It was funny.

SuperWin.

I also derive happiness from knowing my ancestors oppressed yours.

 

[the tourist]

Your fiance makes me VERY warm.

Awww, poor lonesome Liam needs to fantasize about what I have sex with....

 

[the tourist]

You make me feel hatred and loathing.

Do I give you the chills then?

 

[liamcool]

SuperWin.

I also derive happiness from knowing my ancestors oppressed yours.

Sheep never oppressed Ireland.

Unless you mean the Welsh.

 

[liamcool]

Awww, poor lonesome Liam needs to fantasize about what I have sex with....

I bet you Ax has the pictures of who I have sex with on his harddrive.

 

[the tourist]

I bet you Ax has the pictures of who I have sex with on his harddrive.

Me too:

 

[Axver]

Do I give you the chills then?

No, you don't give me The Chills. Filesharing networks do.




... thank you, I'll be here all week.

 

[liamcool]

Me too:

She's not a brunette.

 

[the tourist]

No, you don't give me The Chills. Filesharing networks do.




... thank you, I'll be here all week.

Where were you earlier?

 

[Axver]

Sheep never oppressed Ireland.

Unless you mean the Welsh.

Oh, go play on a motorway with a Protestant.

 

[the tourist]

She's not a brunette.

Sure she is. Her shoes are covering the evidence, though.

 

[liamcool]

Oh, go play on a motorway with a Protestant.

I do. Lucy pulls over and we "play".