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Old 09-19-2007, 12:12 PM   #31
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what does a pirate wear in the rain?


a parrrrrrrrrka
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Old 09-19-2007, 12:14 PM   #32
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What famous pirate folk group sang the 1972 hit "Plundering the Bridge Over Troubled Water?"

Simon and Gaaaaarrrrrfunkle.
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Why do I find this topic so amusing?



Cause I'm retarrrrrded.
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what do pirates do over the weekend?

get arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrested.
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what's a pirates favorite movie?



caaaaaaaaaars
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Old 09-19-2007, 12:22 PM   #36
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Which member of Metallica is a pirate favorite?

Laaarrrrrrrs.
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What sends Beaver into a maniacal rage?


Lemon baaaaaarrrrrs
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What sends Beaver into a maniacal rage?


Lemon baaaaaarrrrrs
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What is a Pirate's favourite Planet?

Marrrrrrrs!
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Lemon baaaaaarrrrrs
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what do pirates say to snow when trying to pick her up at a party?

you could be a parrrrrrrrrrt-time model
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What do pirates do when they are being captured?

They invoke the right to parrrrrrrrrrlay.
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Old 09-19-2007, 12:33 PM   #43
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What did Pirate Bowie say when asked how far out he was?

I'm pretty faaaaarrrrr out, man.




What did the other Pirate Bowie say in response?

That's pretty faaaarrrrr out, man.
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They invoke the right to parrrrrrrrrrlay.
boooooooooo
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You're just jealous you didn't think of it.
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