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Old 07-25-2002, 12:00 PM   #1
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Sometimes, it might be easier to be a fella......

Because of the following 10 things:

1 - They dont have to de-hair.
2 - They are better at doing push-ups.
3 - They can choose/have the choice of any female they like, while you sit there hopin he'll choose you.
4 - They can comment/complain and be heard/listened to - women do that and usually get a hand raised to their face!
5 - They have nice tight, firm, non-cellulite asses.
6 - They never seem to have a bad-hair day....much.
7 - They go out as/with chums, buddies on the pull, but never backstab or bitch like girls together do...
8 - They are so good at lying to you, nearly all the time.
9 - Get more moola
10 - They can grow old without worry of wrinkles, as wrinkles gives them character, whereas a woman is looked at as old, unsexy, and disgusting when they have wrinkles!


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Old 07-25-2002, 12:04 PM   #2
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Re: Sometimes, it might be easier to be a fella......

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5 - They have nice tight, firm, non-cellulite asses.
thanks for noticing
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Old 07-25-2002, 12:10 PM   #3
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Re: Sometimes, it might be easier to be a fella......

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1 - They dont have to de-hair.
Sure they do... they have to shave!

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2 - They are better at doing push-ups.
Not all the time.. I know a lot of whimpy guys.

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3 - They can choose/have the choice of any female they like, while you sit there hopin he'll choose you.
They can choose, but if they GET is really the question.

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4 - They can comment/complain and be heard/listened to - women do that and usually get a hand raised to their face!
Any guy that hits a girl deserves to be shot.

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5 - They have nice tight, firm, non-cellulite asses.
Ok I'll give you that one.

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6 - They never seem to have a bad-hair day....much.
Oh yes they do... just look at some of diamonds pics.

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7 - They go out as/with chums, buddies on the pull, but never backstab or bitch like girls together do...
They always make up stories about sleeping with women to look cool. :idea:

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8 - They are so good at lying to you, nearly all the time.
Girls are good at lying too.

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9 - Get more moola
Not always.. if you got the skills..

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10 - They can grow old without worry of wrinkles, as wrinkles gives them character, whereas a woman is looked at as old, unsexy, and disgusting when they have wrinkles!
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LOL Sicy, over here, term for 'raised hand to face' is that of

'Talk to the hand, cause the face aint listening'

nothin about slappin a woman........that hand up to ignore pose, is what I meant......


de-fuzz below neck ...........

damn.......still, Id like to be a boy for a day!
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Re: Sometimes, it might be easier to be a fella......

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9 - Get more moola

Get what ? What is moola?

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Salome's ball is very moola.
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Salome's ball is very moola.
it's so moola it doesn't even know it.
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i :heart: this.

And there's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that it's moola and that it wants to party.
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Normal i :heart: the ball and this thead

yeah, you're not hurting it. you're just kinda gently batting the ball around, you know what I mean? And the ball's scared meggy, the ball's scared of you, shivering.
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Yes, this is all good and true.

But we get to wear sexy underwear!!!!

Yeah, babay.
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Re: i :heart: the ball and this thead

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yeah, you're not hurting it. you're just kinda gently batting the ball around, you know what I mean? And the ball's scared meggy, the ball's scared of you, shivering.
Ok, i'm not sure i follow.

Anyway, i thought both guys and girls got all the moola they need.
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Old 07-25-2002, 04:31 PM   #12
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Normal who's the big winner here tonight? u2g is the big winner.

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Ok, i'm not sure i follow.
well you see u2g, you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and you're thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "how am I supposed to kill this ball, how am I supposed to kill this ball?"
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you're so fucking moola

And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
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Normal that was so fucking moola. that was like the Jedi mind-shit.

and you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! and you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the ball." With *this* you don't know how to kill the ball, do you know what I mean?
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you girls are very very bad

MOOLA !
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