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Greetings Cowboys and Cowgirls of funk, Ladies and Gentlemen, Doctorwhos, and decadent mishaps and oh yes Onions and wilted flowers
I confess I did not realize this until today when i looked through some of last evenings threads at the debacle that took place in the name of law and order and defiance.
Yes someone spiked my puppy bowl again. It should be obvious, and I think I might have been a littl bit tipsy on the job.
Thats okay, I am the LAW-DOG, so play your pranks if you want. I can enforce the radical agenda of Emperor Death sober or drunk.
As a result of this tom-foolery, I am announcing the raising of all of your taxes to be collected by the tax-bitch (a currently open vacancy to be filled by your Imminence), though I may have one of our current detainees assist in this position instead of making license plates or picking up beer cans around my fortress.
*current list of detainees includes
Angela Onion
Wilted Flower
DoctorBooHoo
I am also purchasing a fleet of brand new supercharged Corvettes, SS Camaros, and WS-6 Ram Air Trans Am's for my personal pursuit vehicles and the use of the other law-dogs and Cabinet and Ministry officials.
*If my typing appears incorrect or my grammar incoherrent, just remember we republicans are far from perfect but we are always right so shut up now.
I also have *Spyplane fitted with extra sensory mechanics to look specifically for fornication amongst the inverst and decadents amongst us. This will most definitely include *LOVE MUSCLE, refer to above about Republicans always being right.
I have a drone looking for RED ELEPHANT and any other animals, which will no longer be allowed to post until they surrender to the zoo which I have my hand in the pot there.
Folks, the Emperor Death has spoken through me. I expect this to get very musty and flow like the rivers of red wine , vomit, and urine.
And I suspect Sicy will get something in her eye again.
Thank you
You may now return to whatever it is you weren't doing
XOXOXO
I confess I did not realize this until today when i looked through some of last evenings threads at the debacle that took place in the name of law and order and defiance.
Yes someone spiked my puppy bowl again. It should be obvious, and I think I might have been a littl bit tipsy on the job.
Thats okay, I am the LAW-DOG, so play your pranks if you want. I can enforce the radical agenda of Emperor Death sober or drunk.
As a result of this tom-foolery, I am announcing the raising of all of your taxes to be collected by the tax-bitch (a currently open vacancy to be filled by your Imminence), though I may have one of our current detainees assist in this position instead of making license plates or picking up beer cans around my fortress.
*current list of detainees includes
Angela Onion
Wilted Flower
DoctorBooHoo
I am also purchasing a fleet of brand new supercharged Corvettes, SS Camaros, and WS-6 Ram Air Trans Am's for my personal pursuit vehicles and the use of the other law-dogs and Cabinet and Ministry officials.
*If my typing appears incorrect or my grammar incoherrent, just remember we republicans are far from perfect but we are always right so shut up now.
I also have *Spyplane fitted with extra sensory mechanics to look specifically for fornication amongst the inverst and decadents amongst us. This will most definitely include *LOVE MUSCLE, refer to above about Republicans always being right.
I have a drone looking for RED ELEPHANT and any other animals, which will no longer be allowed to post until they surrender to the zoo which I have my hand in the pot there.
Folks, the Emperor Death has spoken through me. I expect this to get very musty and flow like the rivers of red wine , vomit, and urine.
And I suspect Sicy will get something in her eye again.
Thank you
You may now return to whatever it is you weren't doing
XOXOXO
