Shuttlecock! Part X - Forfeit! Racquet Smash!

[RedRocksU2]

Cock and In-N-Out.

 

[Irvine511]

i love me some In-N-Out.

though i hear they're owned by religious fanatics. true?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

The burger? or what missy?

Yeah, the burger, you sick old man.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

i love me some In-N-Out.

though i hear they're owned by religious fanatics. true?

Are you thinking of the Chikfila? They definitely are.

 

[RedRocksU2]

Yes^

though i hear they're owned by religious fanatics. true?

not true.

 

[Irvine511]

Are you thinking of the Chikfila? They definitely are.

no, i know me some Chik-Fil-A -- Memphis dreams about their breakfasts and he forces us to go whenever we're in TN, but he's nasty like that.

i think I&OB gets all Jesus-y on their customers for some reason.

 

[LemonMelon]

This just in: Boner called Chris Martin a wanker. First No Net, now this. Shuttlecock is certainly back in my good graces.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

no, i know me some Chik-Fil-A -- Memphis dreams about their breakfasts and he forces us to go whenever we're in TN, but he's nasty like that.

i think I&OB gets all Jesus-y on their customers for some reason.

They shouldn't have named their restaurant the In N Out, then.

 

[Irvine511]

This just in: Boner called Chris Martin a wanker. First No Net, now this. Shuttlecock is certainly back in my good graces.

link? or just a cock-a-tease?

 

[LemonMelon]

link? or just a cock-a-tease?

It was on a BBC interview, so no link, I'm afraid.

But I do have a link to the secret gig in London, for those who haven't been watching WTAHAN in the slightest:

WorldTV LIVE

They just played Boots, and now they're playing Magnificent.

 

[Irvine511]

context?

or is this all hearsay and conjecture.

 

[corianderstem]

In & Out also offers health benefits to part-time employees, I think. Or at least they used to.

Thank god for U2start.com - if a performance is available for download in audio or video format, they have it up quickly. I'm using that now to keep track of what's out there so I don't have to keep wading through 6500 threads about performances and requests.

I'm going to be very busy on Tuesday. At least I'm keeping up with the downloads so Tuesday I can just dive right in with watching/listening.

I wear my cock-love on my sleeve at work, so everyone today is asking me: "Hey Alicia, how many days!"

And I yell back "FOUR!"

It's also written on my little white board in my cubicle. Today's meetings, and then at the bottom: "PS: FOUR DAYS."

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[lazarus]

I want more info on this Chrissy Martin thing.

And is there YouTube of this Magnificock perf yet?

 

[LemonMelon]

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5934676&postcount=87

 

[joyfulgirl]

I just heard Stand Up Cock on the radio in a shoe store.

cori and martha better not leave the house until Tuesday. Lock yourselves in a chastity vault!!

 

[martha]

In & Out burgers are overrated, and they have Bible verses on their drink cups.

 

[martha]

I just heard Stand Up Cock on the radio in a shoe store.

cori and martha better not leave the house until Tuesday. Lock yourselves in a chastity vault!!

If it's accidental, it doesn't count.

 

[joyfulgirl]

I just heard Stand Up Cock on the radio in a shoe store.

If it's accidental, it doesn't count.

It's one of my least favorite songs on NNOTH and still I was so excited I bought a sexy pair of cock me shoes and a slutty blouse on sale. It's not safe out there!!!!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

It's one of my least favorite songs on NNOTH and still I was so excited I bought a sexy pair of cock me shoes and a slutty blouse on sale. It's not safe out there!!!!

 

[corianderstem]

Ha ha ha haaaaaa!

 

[joyfulgirl]

I was supposed to be buying something to wear to my mother's 80th birthday party.

 

[lazarus]

Magnificock is sounding pretty damned good live.

Still not sure if it's a likely opener, though.

 

[u2popmofo]

If that's the kind of attire that will be present at your mom's b-day party, how do I get an invite?

 

[joyfulgirl]

If that's the kind of attire that will be present at your mom's b-day party, how do I get an invite?

Don't worry, my sister will throw a trench coat over me. Like when I used to approach the doors of Duomos in Italy in my tank tops and shorts, a sweater from a stranger would magically appear over my shoulders.

Actually, I guess I have to keep shopping this weekend.

 

[lazarus]

THE UNFORGETTABLE LIAR

Lies
Your interviews run bold
You advertise--
Things wind up cubic zirconia
Drunk from the hype
Your nose Pinocchio's

Talk on by
Talk on through
Talk 'til you're done
And don't look back
For there's a scam

Carnivores
The rumours fly and the P.R. spin
Through hyperbole,
Say Cock Rock on Venus comin'
Face the facts
In a dry and albumless place

Talk on by
Talk on through
So sad to beseige your fans so head on
Say in this time
Fall release is a lie
You're only guessing but I
I think you know
Come on inflate away
Come on inflate away
Come on inflate, Boner
Boner, again?

And if the release date should crumble
Or disappear into next year
Not a tear, no not I
Say this time
Say Hedge is on fire
Even after
It's hypin' time
And if you hype your work
Hype it all tonight

Don't push us too far
Don't push us too far
Knife crime
Knife crime

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Awesomeness

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

fucking Boner and his dirty lying mouth!

 

[phillyfan26]

"Bono, you were saying ... you think that Chris Martin is up there with the likes of Paul McCartney?"

"Yeah, I think he's that good of a melodist. I mean, he's, you know, he's a wanker..."

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'm assuming C-Mart is crying himself to sleep right now?