Shuttlecock! Part VII - Harry Muffin and the Shuttler's Cock

[LemonMelon]

Can we cut them out and put them on a badminton court or something?

If we do this, the court has to be shambolic, just like Shuttlecock's surroundings on the original cover.

May I suggest this pic:

 

[lazarus]

Sweet.

Nice and ugly.

 

[u2popmofo]

Nice and ugly.

Like Lance's mom?

Seriously, Laz, Shuttlecock's lyrics have whorrified me of her.

 

[impy13]

I was getting along just fine until I saw this:

Midnight is when her work begins (x2)

Good. Gravy.

 

[LemonMelon]

I'll be done with this Cocktober update in a minute. It isn't a complete tragedy.

 

[impy13]

I have absolutely no Photoshop skill, otherwise I'd help. I did Achtung, Birdie in MS Paint. I'm still satisfied with the result.

 

[Varitek]

wow there has been some serious creacockative genious in this thread

 

[lazarus]

Varitek, I have the leak of Shuttlecock's new album, if you want to arrange some kind of trade.

 

[Varitek]

as i said to that other dude, you send me one song or lengthy clip from a song that i haven't heard to prove it, then we can trade songs for pictures.

A leaky 'cock, however, sounds like it requires immediate medical attention.

 

[LemonMelon]

Honestly, I prefer the original photoshop I did, but here it is:

 

[impy13]

I'm with you ElMel. Original FTW.

 

[LemonMelon]

Keep in mind, I'm no photoshop genius, so if someone else in the cock squad can top my efforts, fantastic. We are one, but are indeed not the same.

 

[Varitek]

sweet cockus, elmel.

 

[Varitek]

Keep in mind, I'm no photoshop genius, so if someone else in the cock squad can top my efforts, fantastic. We are one, but are indeed not the same.

this line requires excessive use of etc etc ad killyourselfeum.

 

[LemonMelon]

this line requires excessive use of etc etc ad killyourselfeum.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Keep in mind, I'm no photoshop genius, so if someone else in the cock squad can top my efforts, fantastic. We are one, but are indeed not the same.

I hope I didn't cock anything up.

 

[lazarus]

Now that is fantastic.

GO TEAMWORK!

 

[LemonMelon]

The cock team is in full flight.

 

[lazarus]

The boxed set has been relisted on Amazon UK at £42, which converts roughly to $60 U.S.

The older orders have not been canceled yet.

 

[The Sad Punk]

LANCEMOM

Lancemom
See blew in broad daylight
She is Lancemom
But not if you don't pay right
She's gonna make you cry
she's gonna make you wish you stayed home
and when she's dry
she draws her lube from the stone

and I feel
like I'm slowly, slowly, slowly slipping inside
and I feel
like a hotdog in a hallway

she is Lancemom
to color in an old pimp's night
she had Lance
and he sure didn't come out right

a man makes a picture
a dirty picture
through the light projected
he can see her take off clothes
a man captures coitus
a man likes to stare
he gives his money for one night to poke in her

and I feel
like I'm drifting, drifting, drifting from the whore
and I feel
like I'm spilling out on her

Midnight is when her work begins (x2)

Lancemom
She blew in broad daylight

A man builds a brothel
with bedrooms and showers
A man smells the dough that he can
make on the inside (you can put it there)
A man wears a condom (she got an infection)
and then puts another on (you gotta double-bag)
A man dreams of reaming (use imagination)
And she offers her behind

And these are the days
when her hole has torn assunder
and these are the days
when she looks for someone younger

Midnight is when her work begins (x4)

a man makes a picture
a dirty picture
through the light projected
he can see her take off clothes (you're gonna eat in there?!)
a man captures coitus (she's your last option)
a man likes to stare (there's no sleeping here)
he gives his money for one night to poke in her (she's in copulation)

She's through the wringer
She's infested lesions
through the light projected
he can see her with two bros

This is amazing.

 

[phillyfan26]

The cock team Cock Force is in full flight.

Come on!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

alright, I don't have time to sift through pages and pages... Since this place is still here I take it there hasn't been a leak yet?

 

[BoMac]

That's right bastard.

But the leak threads in the Other Place are equal parts awesome and weird.

Also, Zoots got banned!

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

alright, I don't have time to sift through pages and pages... Since this place is still here I take it there hasn't been a leak yet?

No leak yet, but they're having a grand ol' time over in WTAHAN waiting for one.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Yeah, it's like some sort of exhibit at the zoo over there; I take a look from a safe distance and then move on...

I actually went to check about Zoots

 

[BoMac]

Yeah, it's like some sort of exhibit at the zoo over there; I take a look from a safe distance and then move on...

I actually went to check about Zoots

Well, ok, he didn't get banned, but one of his alters did!

 

[martha]

I think if it weren't for Shuttlecock, I might have been banned already. Man, some of those people are idiots.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

N&D? this explains a lot...

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

i think if it weren't for shuttlecock, i might have been banned already. Man, some of those people are idiots.

some??

 

[BoMac]

N&D? this explains a lot...

Huh?