Dalton
Blue Crack Addict
Associated Press
On the eve of a new year, Thom Yorke, the lead singer of rock band Radiohead, revealed the title to the much anticipated follow up to 2000's surprise hit Kid A. He said that the bands next album will be entitled MUSIC EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT BUT NOONE LISTENS TO .
Yorke also revealed what the band has been up to the last four years by saying, "Well the swans captured us and locked us in shells of our own design in which we were tortured daily by purple midgets with pixie sticks and spagetti noodles."
Yorke became outraged when questioned about pictures that recently surfaced of the star lauging, hdancing and having sex with Paris Hilton on a beach in France. "Our fans know that we are against happiness and sex in all forms. They will never believe these lies! Our next album will be as incomprehendable and unsexy as anything you have ever heard. In fact one of the women cleaning the studio tried to dance while listening to a track and it broke her hip. Radiohead are back .... but I hope no one finds out. hey you aren't gonna publish this article are you ..."
On the eve of a new year, Thom Yorke, the lead singer of rock band Radiohead, revealed the title to the much anticipated follow up to 2000's surprise hit Kid A. He said that the bands next album will be entitled MUSIC EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT BUT NOONE LISTENS TO .
Yorke also revealed what the band has been up to the last four years by saying, "Well the swans captured us and locked us in shells of our own design in which we were tortured daily by purple midgets with pixie sticks and spagetti noodles."
Yorke became outraged when questioned about pictures that recently surfaced of the star lauging, hdancing and having sex with Paris Hilton on a beach in France. "Our fans know that we are against happiness and sex in all forms. They will never believe these lies! Our next album will be as incomprehendable and unsexy as anything you have ever heard. In fact one of the women cleaning the studio tried to dance while listening to a track and it broke her hip. Radiohead are back .... but I hope no one finds out. hey you aren't gonna publish this article are you ..."