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Old 02-12-2002, 08:06 PM   #1
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Oh My God....Did I just say that?

Most of these comments, actually made on TV/Radio made me giggle...Definately something I would do!

Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him"
New Zealand Rugby commentator

"This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator

"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother." Ted Walsh
-Horse Racing Commentator

"He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!
Soccer commentator George Hamilton on Spain manager Luis Suarez's substitution of Butragueno during their world cup qualifier with Ireland in Seville, 1992

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body"
>Winston Bennett

"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it
which is identical"
Murray Walker

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father" Greg Norman

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious"
Alan Minter

"The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball " John Francombe

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"
Terry Venables

"I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better." Ron Atkinson

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces."
Ron Atkinson

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977

"Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those times are at 1500 metres."
David Coleman

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." Metro Radio

" and later we will have action from the men's coxless pairs..."
Sue Barker

"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."
Ron Atkinson

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer." David Acfield

"There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class"
David Coleman at The Montreal Olympics

"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them........... - Oh my God, what have I just said?"
US TV commentator

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Old 02-12-2002, 08:24 PM   #2
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too many reasons to laugh

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Old 02-12-2002, 08:33 PM   #3
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Originally posted by popkidu2:

too many reasons to laugh
oh yeah....*lol* Hey! Get your mind out of the gutter!
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Old 02-12-2002, 09:02 PM   #4
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'wasim akram is so good at bowling that dead straight ball that moves a bit' -bill lawry

'ouch thats hit him where its hurt...umpire signalling deadball and i think thats pretty right' -greg chappell

richard hadlee: those ones do hurt, and that ball did bounce, richie
richie benaud: which one richard?

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Old 02-12-2002, 09:14 PM   #5
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'Tiger Woods' -Stuart Appleby when asked what hed have to shoot to win the Masters.

'I always like to leave my last wave to the end' -Mark Occhilupo

'An arm's pretty important to a ruckman. If you havent got an arm, you cant jump' -Aussie rules football commentator

'The NSW player has made a wonderful bust' -Commentator on a womens rugby match

'In common with other newspapers, we may have recently given the impression that England had a chance of winning the Ashes. We now accept this was a mistake and would like to take the opportunity to apologise to our readers.' -Daily Express Newspaper after England lost a Test Match To Australia.

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Old 02-12-2002, 09:42 PM   #6
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here's another:
Once there was a newswoman who did the evening report. It was supposed to snow the day before, and it didn;t, so the newswoman asked her coworker on nation TV, 'so ed, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'

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Old 02-13-2002, 01:43 AM   #7
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Keep em coming!!

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