NFL 2011, Part 1

[speedracer]

The sick thing is that I really don't think the Miami D has played all that badly.

 

[phanan]

Agreed - they are just totally wiped out now.

 

[phanan]

Jaworski is getting excited.

 

[mobvok]

Chad Henne has over 300 yards? oh, well maybe this is partly the lockout

 

[speedracer]

Patriots pass rush has been about 0.005 seconds too late on about 10 plays now.

 

[speedracer]

Fade pattern to Brian Hartline 1 foot from the goal line? Really?

 

[u2popmofo]

I'm really sick of the Affleck / DKM Madden commercials already.

 

[bono_212]

Over 500 pass yards. Holy shit.

 

[mobvok]

511 yards passing for Tom Brady

 

[phanan]

Wow.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Why did I draft Green-Ellis?

6 carries. Fuck.

 

[mobvok]

Someone starting Brady and Welker just had an orgasm

 

[speedracer]

Dammit give Miami the score so Brady can get the record already.

 

[bono_212]

Someone starting Brady and Welker just had an orgasm

As long as Janikowski does well tonight, I'm going to win this week, in spite of having Miles Austin, Jordy Nelson and Gronkowski on the bench. That cost me a grand total of 42 points to the EIGHT points the players I DID play netted me.

 

[mobvok]

NFL.com says the top passing performances are:

1) 554 yards Norm van Brocklin, 1951
2) 527 yards Warren Moon, 1990
3) 522 yards Boomer Esaison, 1996

a good third and long may give Brady #2

EDIT: 517 now

 

[u2popmofo]

Ha, I thought I heard someone say "shit".

 

[mobvok]

Jaws said something critiquing Henne like "shit, you've got to get rid of that ball!"

 

[DRay9911]

Jaws shit - YouTube

 

[mobvok]

I know absolutely nothing about Hue Jackson. He's a total blank slate.

 

[phanan]

And now Henne has gone over 400 yards.

Hey Headache, I think defenses missed the offseason.

 

[DRay9911]

i was watching online and turned it off when the LuckyNumber7s couldn't score from the half yard line.

then the sports update on the radio says brady/welker just went 99 yards. did espn show this:

Tony Dorsett 99 yard touchdown run - YouTube

also on a monday night

 

[bono_212]

Derp!

Dolphins are KILLING IT in the Red Zone tonight!

 

[zoney!]

Why did I draft Green-Ellis?

6 carries. Fuck.

I am asking the same question.

 

[lazarus]

Looks like Tom Brady is ready for this season.

 

[trojanchick99]

I know absolutely nothing about Hue Jackson. He's a total blank slate.

Hue Jackson was the offensive coordinator for USC back when Paul Hackett was coach. All I remember from that dark period was our offense was great at getting delay of game penalties but not much else.

 

[Imperor]

Won in one league, lost by four in another. Thanks for going down for the season on the first play, Kaeding.

 

[mobvok]

Then he definitely sounds like the only one who would pick up the phone Al Davis' preferred coach.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

I am asking the same question.

Seriously, man. I'm bummed. I know it's only week one, but as I was watching the game I was thinking to myself "Why did I draft a fucking Patriots running back? All these fuckers do is throw the ball. And even when they do run it, Woodhead gets a decent chunk of the carries."

In that league I also have Adrian Peterson and Steven Jackson. If they're both healthy (which is a big if) that's a solid 1-2 punch. But you really need a solid third running back for that flex position. I might have to check out the waiver wire and see if I can snag a sleeper RB or something.

Fuck the Patriots.

 

[Imperor]

You might want to look at Cadillac Williams on the waiver wire since Jackson might be out for a bit. Dude looked good yesterday. I'm definitely making a play for him.

 

[PhilsFan]

The Eagles' linebacking will make a lot of runners look good. Just be wary of that.