I'll be expecting a lock of it in the mail.
(Not really, that's creepy )
I was watching this TV show about this woman who was going back to college after having kids, and she was saying she wanted to make sure she registered early so she could get into her preferred classes. Well, she and her husband were kinda stupid, and they decided to go sleep on the sidewalk in front of the building, like they used to do for concert tickets, to make sure they were first in line. So they went, and first some other students thought they were homeless, but then when the other kids found out they were waiting to register, they all got in line too. And then in the morning, the administrator got there and asked them what they were doing there, then told them they were supposed to register ONline, not in line.
I'll save a lock just for you.
(Creepy and fuckin' weird. Can you imagine asking for it at the hairdresser? "Yeah, uh, can I have a lock of my hair? I'd just like to post it to this woman in the US ..." )
And that's a fucking hilarious story.