The Beatles copied U2, you know. I mean, The Beatles did record with that Chris Thomas guy, right?
Clearly, the Beatles are hacks. Chris Thomas wasn't good enough for U2, so they ditch him and the Beatles just try to copy U2 by working with His Inferiorness to create bad reproductions of U2's material. I mean, have you heard their song, Help? Bono's been singing that live for years and they stole it!