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Old 04-13-2005, 11:31 PM   #91
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Wow, this is an old thread too.
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Old 04-14-2005, 03:02 AM   #92
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i never use it.....i used to
its sad when the marriage flame doesnt include morning sex anymore....cuz thats the stuff of nice stuff
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Old 04-14-2005, 03:06 AM   #93
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morning wood is something I never get the pleasure of experiencing with an oh so special guy. I hate being single
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Morning wood...I tried to stay on the outside looking in, but you got me.

Sometimes it sucks though when you wake up and really gotta piss. One hand on the wall, lean forward a bit, and guide with the other hand.
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poor men!


i had no idea their life was so difficult
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i missed this thread the first time around!
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Old 04-14-2005, 06:55 AM   #97
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i had no idea their life was so difficult
Life can he hard sometimes.
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Old 04-14-2005, 11:33 AM   #98
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Re: morning wood

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what is your opinion?
BAW said its hard to take...
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Life can he hard sometimes.
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Life can he hard sometimes.
so can mister winkie
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cute name for your banana, headache!
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Old 04-14-2005, 12:07 PM   #102
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Redneck song writin' at its finest


Moooooooorning Woood
Yeeehhhaaaa!!!!

Well I get up in the mornin and I’m feelin good
Cuz underneath the covers is my mornin wood
My wife wakes up and looks my way
Kids run in and ruin my day

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
He’s a man who really loves his morning
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

Well I walked in the bathroom and tried to pee
Almost knocked over tryin to avoid the seat
I raised up and still the same
So on the wall I wrote my name

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
He’s a man who really loves his morning
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

Ya my wife walks in and sees the mess
I can tell right away she’s not impressed
I clean it all up and I start to cry
It won’t go down and I don’t know why

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
He’s a man who really loves his morning
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

Well I got to go to work and theres still no change
I’m thinking by now theres something strange
Still feels good and it really don’t hurt
So all I do is un-tuck my shirt

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
He’s a man who really loves his morning woooood
He’s a man who really loves his morning woooood
He’s a man who really loves his morning woooood
YeeeeeHaaaa!!
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Old 04-14-2005, 12:41 PM   #105
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