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Old 02-04-2003, 07:32 PM   #46
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hmph. odd, but thanks for sharing!

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Old 02-05-2003, 07:24 AM   #48
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BTW I ripped that off a mix from the Art of the Mix site...http://www.artofthemix.com/FindAMix/...strmixid=42075 . Sorry for using a pic without permission!
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Old 02-05-2003, 01:29 PM   #49
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That is the funniest thing I have read in quite some time!!!



(as if people didn't have enough excuses to eat snacks already! Next thing you know, they are going to sue the Mormon church for making them obese!)
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Old 02-05-2003, 03:33 PM   #50
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i've seen that "every time..." thing...who are the things chasing the cat? i've asked this a dozen times, no one answers me. i don't even get laughed at for not knowing...

i'd laugh if people started suing the mormons for making them obese!
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Old 02-06-2003, 02:17 AM   #52
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Okay, someone needs to come right out and say this...

Masturbation is great. I have a girlfriend, sure, but I still like to masturbate. No shame here, I think it's fine. I think it's funny when guys try to deny it, and even funnier when girls try to deny it. They aren't fooling anyone. Just remember.....masturbation is always a good thing, until your mother catches you. Then, it's time to find a new spot.
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Old 02-06-2003, 02:22 AM   #53
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Re: mormons guide to preventing masturbation

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19. In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken.
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why are people laughing at flag pole pears article?! this is meant to help people, but instead you hurl insults and snide remarks towards king and the author!

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I almost sent this article to all my colleagues (who no doubt could benefit from this wise counsel, or at least find it amusing), but thought better of it becasue they would wonder what I do here in my office all day when I'm supposed to be working!

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The mormon girls that i Know are the best drinkers and sex hungry girls I've met. Thats what happens when you feed this bull shit your kids, when you try to prevent instead of educate.
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I think it's all pretty sad really. It does help explain why a lot of respectable 40 year old men suddenly flip out and shoot their families and then themselves, though.
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Also can I just pose a somewhat backhandedly erotic scenario? Let's say mr Goodly Mormon has to request his wife to tie all four limbs to the bedposts so as to prevent any part of him from fondling his privates. Right?

Now he's just asking his wife to do him a favour, help him keep on the straight and narrow, so to speak. But at the same time, he's kinda getting off on this while tie-me-up thing.... and so is his wife. What's a Goodly Mormon to do?

are we going too fast for love?
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Old 02-07-2003, 09:32 PM   #60
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Let me say this.
I was raise in and around this religion.
I do not practice it now.


However-
Mark Petersen died about 25 years ago.
The information is about 40 years old.
As far as I know the current LDS Church does not use the techniques listed in his disertation in this day and age.
Believe it or not the LDS/Mormon religion has evolved into the modern age.
On the internet sometimes one has to keep all information in perspective finding the source/orgin and intention of the data posted.
It did make for a good laugh though
You could do this w all religions.
The Catholic Church used to beat the sh#t outta left-handed kids in Catholic School thinking they were possessed of the devil..

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