Mormon Bar, California Superthread

[Axver]

seriously. remember the guy who threatened to kill the bunny and eat it unless people paid him on paypal? or the one red paperclip guy who got a house in the middle of nowhere?

i seriously want to come up with one of these ideas.

I don't remember the first one, but the second one was hilarious.

Although it's not on the same scale, my favourite is somebody who sold nothing on e-Bay for US$14.50.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

oh who am i kidding, i am wearing white, because it's pretty. fuck fitting into boxes.

Seriously. I am wearing white and anyone that doesn't think I should can bite me.

My first name means 'pure' for fucks sake.

 

[Varitek]

i should go to sleep

 

[Varitek]

bridezilla !

i am a strange mix of low maintenance and control freak, laid back and having a vision of how i want things to go. so i may either be bridezilla or just rollin' with it.

 

[Varitek]

Seriously. I am wearing white and anyone that doesn't think I should can bite me.

My first name means 'pure' for fucks sake.

most people who get married nowadays aren't virgins. most people who get married nowadays wear white.

but my umderwear (not the bra, that has to match) is going to be off the hook sextastic.

 

[Varitek]

(or maybe i won't wear any )

 

[Varitek]

I don't remember the first one, but the second one was hilarious.

Although it's not on the same scale, my favourite is somebody who sold nothing on e-Bay for US$14.50.

i saw a screenshot of someone selling a ghost in a box for several hundred. and shipping was waaaaaaaaaay more than for an empty box, something like $150. why don't i think of this shit??????

 

[Axver]

My first name means 'pure' for fucks sake.

Oh the irony.

 

[Axver]

i saw a screenshot of someone selling a ghost in a box for several hundred. and shipping was waaaaaaaaaay more than for an empty box, something like $150. why don't i think of this shit??????

Hahaha.

I've been tempted to sell air.

 

[liamcool]

I hate not having chocolate in the house.

 

[Varitek]

Hahaha.

I've been tempted to sell air.

i totally have too. do a package, earth wind and water, from location x. but then maybe i'm thinking of this cause i heard about someone else doing it. i want to get one of these ideas and make it work.

 

[Varitek]

I hate not having chocolate in the house.

me too, it makes me crazy. i am eating something entirely silly because i can't eat chocolate.

 

[mysterious_jen]

I hate not having chocolate in the house.

i'm licking the chocolate of a magnum at the moment ... its yuuuuuuuuuuumy

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Great, I'm looking at cakes now, though I don't like most of the fancy wedding cakes around. They're all too fancy and covered with brightly coloured flowers and shit. I want simple and tasty for my cake. I'm so gonna have my aunt make it. She makes the best cakes ever.


This, however... I don't even know what's going on with this:

Wedding Cake Gallery

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Oh the irony.

And the middle name means reborn.

 

[liamcool]

me too, it makes me crazy. i am eating something entirely silly because i can't eat chocolate.

I know. I feel like eating cereal! At 12 in the afternoon!

 

[liamcool]

i'm licking the chocolate of a magnum at the moment ... its yuuuuuuuuuuumy

Is that a double entendre?

 

[Its Britastic!]

At the end of the season when the Cubs lost the playoffs someone sold their loyalty to the team, said whoever won hed root for only their team, but ebay took it off the site.

 

[Varitek]

Great, I'm looking at cakes now, though I don't like most of the fancy wedding cakes around. They're all too fancy and covered with brightly coloured flowers and shit. I want simple and tasty for my cake. I'm so gonna have my aunt make it. She makes the best cakes ever.


This, however... I don't even know what's going on with this:

Wedding Cake Gallery

chocolate, and cream cheesy frosting, those are my only requirements. or maybe a frosting like that chocolate coffee one my sister used to make that i used to sneak spoonfuls of.

 

[Axver]

i totally have too. do a package, earth wind and water, from location x. but then maybe i'm thinking of this cause i heard about someone else doing it. i want to get one of these ideas and make it work.

I've just been too lazy to get around to it. I've also been tempted to see if I can sell really ridiculous things lying around my house. Like bits of scrap paper.

 

[mysterious_jen]

black\Bridal Bridesmaid Wedding Gown Prom Ball all size - eBay, Wedding Dresses, Wedding, Fashion. (end time 19-Nov-08 17:37:07 AEDST)
found this dress i remotely like, but i would prefer a longish goth style sleve, and make it a plunging neckline without the halter strap

 

[mysterious_jen]

Is that a double entendre?

you have to ask ..

 

[liamcool]

you have to ask ..

Is that the only think you've licked recently?

 

[Varitek]

wait oh my god this is it

Wedding Cake Gallery

 

[Varitek]

I've just been too lazy to get around to it. I've also been tempted to see if I can sell really ridiculous things lying around my house. Like bits of scrap paper.

only if you dropped them and they just so formed the shape of jesus's head. so now you've stuck them in an envelope.

shit i should do that!!!!

 

[Axver]

And the middle name means reborn.

I say this in the nicest way possible: were your parents on something when they named you?

 

[Varitek]

black\Bridal Bridesmaid Wedding Gown Prom Ball all size - eBay, Wedding Dresses, Wedding, Fashion. (end time 19-Nov-08 17:37:07 AEDST)
found this dress i remotely like, but i would prefer a longish goth style sleve, and make it a plunging neckline without the halter strap

i like the pale green dress in the measuring guide for bridesmaids. maybe that color, maybe another.

 

[Varitek]

I say this in the nicest way possible: were your parents on something when they named you?

clearly they were on jesus.

 

[mysterious_jen]

wait oh my god this is it

Wedding Cake Gallery

WTF . i woudl rather spend the money on a frikking amazing hotel room .

 

[Axver]

clearly they were on jesus.

And Jesus, for the record, does not have a dictionary.