DreamOutLoud13
Blue Crack Addict
U2 should write a song called Water Co., that way they'd get the utilities monopoly and get 10 times the roll if someone lands!
The Electric Co.
I wish the Cry was at the start of this...
U2 should write a song called Water Co., that way they'd get the utilities monopoly and get 10 times the roll if someone lands!
DeardoofusBono,
While your lyrical flubs somehow still sounded good on Boy, don't push your luck again.
Regards,
Ax
U2 should write a song called Water Co., that way they'd get the utilities monopoly and get 10 times the roll if someone lands!
Here it's Reading Railroad, Pennsylvania Railroad, B&O Railroad, and Short Line
And maybe they should do a series of four songs, Frankton Junction, Balclutha Station, Kaikoura Station, and Taumarunui Station. Then whenever anybody lands on a railway, they pay $200!
Dearprick...wanker...Axver
I am sorry you do not appreciate good art; you see it is a objective fact that the music I write is amazing. You just don't GET IT; when you smell a new born baby's head you will finally get it; until then please stop telling me how to do my jobs or else...I will chop you up and feed you to starving Africans.
Sincerly,
Bono who you are pushing way too far mister
U2 should write a song called Water Co., that way they'd get the utilities monopoly and get 10 times the roll if someone lands!
Here it's Reading Railroad, Pennsylvania Railroad, B&O Railroad, and Short Line
I freaking love Shadows and Tall Trees. I was so hurt when it got voted out first thing on Boy survivor
My brain says tah mah roo neeYes, but it's fun trying to get people who aren't Kiwis to pronounce Taumarunui Station correctly. It brings plenty of lulz.
U2 Monopoly. With Paul McG on the front
Yeah, it's a great closer and I don't get why people here love to rag on it.
DearegomaniacBono,
Edge, Adam, and Larry have just left to form a new band with Sonny Bono's ghost. It's called the No Bonos Club. They're allowed one Bono, and you're not it.
Sorry, and don't shoot the messenger,
WankerAx
My brain says tah mah roo nee
Dear misinformed Axver
They did not leave the band under their own free will, I kicked them out! They were trying push their musical ideas on me; and wanted songs that had nothing to do with souls kneeling! Instead I formed a new band with me on Lead Guitar and Vocals, Dik "The Corner" Evans, Brian Eno, Daniel Lanois, a Drum Machine and the girls who done backing vocals on Red Light. We are called The Greatest Band Ever featuring Bono. Please check out our new album which will be a complete masterpiece
Regards,
Super Bono
Itunes just played the Playboy Mansion after Boy...*Listens*
Yeah, that always happens when you put "U2 Boy" in the searchItunes just played the Playboy Mansion after Boy...*Listens*
Oh whoa. I don't feel so good.
Maybe those Raisinettes weren't the best idea...
DearfoolBono,
You just kicked out the only things that ever made U2 good, Edge and Adam. You're fucked now. I'll point and laugh as you go down. And I'll download your album rather than buying it!
Hope the last days of your music career are memorable,
Ax