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Old 07-01-2008, 07:49 AM   #166
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here knifey knifey knifey ......


man i wish i could have zappy the tazer at work ...

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oooh tazer. that would get rid of the annoying customers, "NO REFUND!!!"
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I'm old enough to remember that night too.
I'm non-Victorian enough to not know who the guy in question was.
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hey cin , saw teh boss briefly today ....


very swish in his new scarf ....

wonder what it smells like
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a silly old fool who was worshipped in death
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oooh tazer. that would get rid of the annoying customers, "NO REFUND!!!"
You could just use the Bernard Black loudspeaker method.

"ALRIGHT, SHOP'S CLOSED, EVERYBODY GET OUT!" "But this is hardly fair!" "IT'S NOT FAIR AT ALL! GET OUT YOU MISERABLE BASTARDS, BACK ON THE STREETS!"
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I'm non-Victorian enough to not know who the guy in question was.



umm i think he is called Mr Football

played for footscray

total ledgend type of dude.
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hey cin , saw teh boss briefly today ....


very swish in his new scarf ....

wonder what it smells like
a man in a swishy scarf?


is he in your facebook friends cause I wanna check him out
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You could just use the Bernard Black loudspeaker method.

"ALRIGHT, SHOP'S CLOSED, EVERYBODY GET OUT!" "But this is hardly fair!" "IT'S NOT FAIR AT ALL! GET OUT YOU MISERABLE BASTARDS, BACK ON THE STREETS!"
hahahahha i love that one !
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is he in your facebook friends cause I wanna check him out
no sadly .
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ooooh ..... you pushing death yaself now !

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umm i think he is called Mr Football

played for footscray

total ledgend type of dude.
Definitely before I was aware of AFL then, since I've only ever known Footscray as the Western Bulldogs.

The first time I ever saw Aussie Rules was the 1996 Grand Final. Didn't properly watch it until the 1998 season.
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You could just use the Bernard Black loudspeaker method.

"ALRIGHT, SHOP'S CLOSED, EVERYBODY GET OUT!" "But this is hardly fair!" "IT'S NOT FAIR AT ALL! GET OUT YOU MISERABLE BASTARDS, BACK ON THE STREETS!"

10 minutes before closing. . . "this store will be closing shortly, could all customers please begin finalising any purchases, thankyou"

5 minutes. . . . "this store is now closing, could any remaining customers please make their way to the front of the store. thankyou"

0 minutes. . . . "this store is now closed." terse tone and the lights go off. . . .


-1 minute. . . . face to face."we're closed, sorry. the registers shut off automatically, the only door open is at the side."


-5 minutes. . . . "get out"
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no sadly .
bugger, cause I spotted a cutie in there
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it's time for another needle tomorrow
I've still got a bruise from the last one. . . . .
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10 minutes before closing. . . "this store will be closing shortly, could all customers please begin finalising any purchases, thankyou"

5 minutes. . . . "this store is now closing, could any remaining customers please make their way to the front of the store. thankyou"

0 minutes. . . . "this store is now closed." terse tone and the lights go off. . . .


-1 minute. . . . face to face."we're closed, sorry. the registers shut off automatically, the only door open is at the side."


-5 minutes. . . . "get out"
Yeah, I think the Bernard Black method would fit in quite well around the 5 minute mark.
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