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Old 07-29-2008, 06:46 AM   #256
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Yeah, but this is a good thing.

(Says the guy considering a pipe - but of the non-addictive, non-lethal variety, which I have to wonder if such a thing even exists.)



Oh, why do the JWs think I exist? If it's anything stereotypical, I'll gather an albino gang and find the nearest JW churchy place and creep them out.
Ah, I forgot you're an albino. Well, Ax, dearest, Albinism is the sad result of sin. Yep, sin. It's punishment for being impure. Now, according to the peer reviewed Watchtower I read today, as soon as mankind removes sin and forces his step on the path of Jehovah, Albinism will be no more.

Yep. And blood transfusions KILL PEOPLE. Just like Albinos, I bet.
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Some new-agey shops sell smokeable things that have medicinal/just-relax-the-FUCK-out purposes. Legal, non-addictive. Whether they taste good or not is another thing. But there is a lot of variety, and breathing them in doesn't seem to be a necessity.
Hmm, this might be worth considering, then. Because I honestly would like a pipe. I enjoy this academic stereotype thing a bit too much.

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anti-fun?
Anti-death, really.
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Some new-agey shops sell smokeable things that have medicinal/just-relax-the-FUCK-out purposes. Legal, non-addictive. Whether they taste good or not is another thing. But there is a lot of variety, and breathing them in doesn't seem to be a necessity.
oh wow. where do i get me one of these? i'm too cheap for real therapy, and cannot be arsed going to a dr for prescription repeats, so i need something a bit more portable than plonk and a tad weaker than your creepy alley variety street drugs.

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Ah, I forgot you're an albino. Well, Ax, dearest, Albinism is the sad result of sin. Yep, sin. It's punishment for being impure. Now, according to the peer reviewed Watchtower I read today, as soon as mankind removes sin and forces his step on the path of Jehovah, Albinism will be no more.
Ooookay. I thought we'd be the opposite, since white is meant to be the pure colour and all that.

Guess I better gather that albino gang to freak out some local JWs then ...
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Ooookay. I thought we'd be the opposite, since white is meant to be the pure colour and all that.

Guess I better gather that albino gang to freak out some local JWs then ...
but you can't creep out at night . . .because they'll spot your ghostly glow


and you can't chase them in the middle of the day. . . .too sunny.


hmmm, how about late-ish afternoon. . . .might be hard to spot them in dusky light
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but you can't creep out at night . . .because they'll spot your ghostly glow


and you can't chase them in the middle of the day. . . .too sunny.


hmmm, how about late-ish afternoon. . . .might be hard to spot them in dusky light
See, I'm thinking we could work that ghostly glow angle somehow. The albinos are coming ... FROM BEYOND THE GRAAAAAVE!
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See, I'm thinking we could work that ghostly glow angle somehow. The albinos are coming ... FROM BEYOND THE GRAAAAAVE!
now that would really get them going
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oh wow. where do i get me one of these? i'm too cheap for real therapy, and cannot be arsed going to a dr for prescription repeats, so i need something a bit more portable than plonk and a tad weaker than your creepy alley variety street drugs.

I only know of one place where you get stuff like this, and I don't think it's a chain, so I can't help non-South Australians here.

Although I never got anything really resembling a high from anything in the store (yeah, I'm afraid I tried), I guess there are other reasons to enjoy them.
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Ah, I forgot you're an albino. Well, Ax, dearest, Albinism is the sad result of sin. Yep, sin. It's punishment for being impure.
Myth busted.
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now that would really get them going
Albino ghost attack! It'd be too fun.

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