Let's Make a Story #4

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We wondered why he had never kept his lyrics on the underside of his bed in a little cigar box that looked like a suitcase. Lighters were strewn all over as well, to disguise the dirt that tracked in by too much foot traffic from the buffalo herd stampeding through Ireland. There was also no way the box could speak without a mouth or alarm system going off so loudly that it exploded “BOOM”!! And his ears bounced around his Monsanto bunny warmers which actually don’t coordinate with any socks or earrings but did match with Dirty Harry’s handbag full of very small sweets consisting of mouthwatering nuggets that exploded when they were sucked on by rabid hamsters wearing speedos and a well muscled transvestite who was happy to be livin la vida loca every day while dancing on glass tables and singing Irish drinking songs and howling loudly at the moon like dogs and shaking their tailfeathers like no tomorrow. After that, on a bright sunny morning the two cats curled up together and took a nap. They were startled wihen all of a sudden a loud bang was heard all the way from Anarctica to Zawanda . They ran toward the bumper cars. They weren’t even thinking about how fast eggs were laid end to end so they can make some figgy pudding. “Oh, give us some!”, everyone cried! But to avoid a food fight they had organized a bake sale which lasted for several long endless hours, though finally when everything was sold the orgy began which started off with a big bang and I don’t mean noise!! Unfortunately for the rest of us we had to shower alone because the Dalai Lama insisted that if you do things together you will be happy and create more babies so I don’t have to use soap with the dog running around—too distracting!!! The water was orange and strangely enough smelled of oranges and lemons with a touch of rum in a leather Fly suit glistening with sweat! It really smelled like violets and teen spirit mixed up with a wee bit of dark chocolate which certainly helped make it more palatable so that they can all go to bed with a full tummy and their glasses full of Pina Coladas Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

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At midnight
 
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