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Old 06-04-2008, 03:29 AM   #631
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That argument was on the Gold Coast. Which may say it all.

Though I remember when I was about nine, before I left New Zealand, my friend and I were having an argument about the worst words, and my mother broke it up by telling us that fuck was slightly worse than cunt but they were both disgusting words little boys like us shouldn't know.

Of course, nowadays I'll say any word around my mother and neither of us bats an eyelid.
She was lying, she said fuck was worse so you'd want to say it more often than cunt.
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Those are all very funny. But what about "cunted"?
That one's good too.
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Yep, same for me, and I grew up in Souf Orklund bro
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We didn't get any convicts. We got European aristos, mate.
Yeah, the ones who sat around at home all day and hired people to build churches?

And the American evangelical types too, evidently.
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In my old school, I'm fairly certain that on average, the teachers swore more than the students. I'm also fairly certain that the teachers had a higher blood-alcohol level across the board at all times.


I've only heard a teacher swear once. I can remember the precise conversation clear as day. It was Maths C, and most of the class wasn't there - they were on a chemistry excursion to a sewage treatment plant.

Queenie, the teacher: Where is everybody?
Michael: At the shit factory.
Queenie: Michael, don't say shit- oh.

Queenie, incidentally, was previously the year nine co-ordinator who took my side in the argument that shit isn't really much of a swear word, and certainly not worth a detention.
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So anyway, the thread about U2 being in a Christian Rockumentary has good potential for lols or for a hijacking...
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You'll feel bad swearing around me. Really, you will.
I don't feel bad swearing around you, motherfucker.

But then I've had years of experience swearing around fundie types who scowl at me every time I do it, so nobody could phase me now.
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Yeah, the ones who sat around at home all day and hired people to build churches?

And the American evangelical types too, evidently.
Pfft, Hillsong was formed in NSW. You may get a few fundamentalists about, but we weren't founded on conservative principles.
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I've only heard a teacher swear once. I can remember the precise conversation clear as day. It was Maths C, and most of the class wasn't there - they were on a chemistry excursion to a sewage treatment plant.

Queenie, the teacher: Where is everybody?
Michael: At the shit factory.
Queenie: Michael, don't say shit- oh.

Queenie, incidentally, was previously the year nine co-ordinator who took my side in the argument that shit isn't really much of a swear word, and certainly not worth a detention.
I heard teachers swear on an almost daily basis from Year 11 onwards.
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cheer bro.....I aks my olds to put down da hangi to cook da cunt.
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I don't yet know what it's like to have a tanto stuck in my knee cap, but I have a feeling I may find out.
My soon-to-be-acquired throwing knives:





And nah, I'm not gonna stab you if you swear. Might throw a pickle at you or something though.
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That one's good too.
How about "cuntwit"?
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So anyway, the thread about U2 being in a Christian Rockumentary has good potential for lols or for a hijacking...
That's actually the reason I asked about clit-ticklers before, so I could describe the appearance of Christian Rock 'stars'.
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So anyway, the thread about U2 being in a Christian Rockumentary has good potential for lols or for a hijacking...
I saw the thread title, thought "you know it won't go well", and just kept scrolling ...
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That sounds FUCKING PAINFUL
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