Hey, I busted two shoplifters today!!
I was walking past the sheets and doonas (thieves love 'em) and notice two weird guys. Cause I'm a workman I get to wear jeans so I pretended I was shopping. They had two purple bags full of sheets and a big crafters trolley full as well. Blind Freddie could tell they were druggies and were gonna pinch stuff. I called one of the workmen over as backup and just watched and waited. . . .I ended up following them around half of the store, they knew I wasn't a shopper and were acting all weird. Anyhoo, they ended up ditching the stuff and being real smartarses at the front of the store. Saying stuff about how it's terrible that they're being followed and calling my gals c*#@s. . . .In the end I told them to get the hell out of my store. They tried to backchat but I held my ground and kicked their sorry arses out.
It was the most fun I've had all week