i'm a driver, i'm a winner

[Lilly]

today it was 101 degrees with heat index.


the heat makes you do strange things, dear diary (not my week in words).


walking my dog recently, i saw a man in a fashion skort, kakhi to be exact.



the cat's been eating the dog food and the dog has been eating the cat food.


the children have been wicked.



i called and applied for a job at school today. they asked what i was "willing" to do, i said that was an inappropriate question.

they didn't find that funny i guess.

 

[cujo]

haha.

hahaha




Answer the question.

*shakes fist.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

lilly, they all want to know!

 

[Lilly]

i don't want to telemarket.



i don't want a case of the mondays.



and i will not work in storage closet b.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i rented office space for the fifth time tonite.

 

[Kieran McConville]

What would you do, raymond?

 

[cujo]

Raymond is a sour girl.

 

[Lilly]

why don't you buy the damn thing lumburg.

 

[u2popmofo]

i rented office space for the fifth time tonite.

Ahh, that reminds me of my days in the Federal 'Pound Me In the Ass' Prison.

memories

 

[Lilly]

why don't you change your name?


it was my name first, not my fault he sucks.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

can you send some of that hot weather over here?

 

[RockNRollDawgie]

"It Can't Happen Here. I'm telling you my dear that it
can't happen here."

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i watched it last night.

milton's eyes are disgusting. same with his skin.

 

[Screaming Flower]

milton kind of reminds me of you, bear. but only in a sexual way.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

gee thanks.

if you look closely at the things ive said about you on these message boards, you'll notice ive always treated you with the outmost of respect.

 

[Screaming Flower]

you compared me to a xerox machine you schmuck.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

well what else would you call yourself?

 

[Screaming Flower]

glen

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

milton kind of reminds me of you, bear. but only in a sexual way.

good lord, someone give this girl her own sitcom! too funny!