If you had a pornstar name, what would it be?

[Canadiens1131]

00s: Steele McHammer
70s: Popeye Robinson

How about you guys?

 

[Tiger Edge]

You had a dog named Popeye and lived on a street named McHammer?

 

[Canadiens1131]

Yes.

FAKEEDIT: No <_<

 

[Tiger Edge]

Isn't it supposed to be your first dog's name plus the name of the street you grew up on?

 

[Dismantled]

then I would be "Waylon Route 135"......wow...thats hot

 

[Bono's Doll]

I would be Jessie Tipton--not very porn starrish

 

[Numb1075]

Tommy East 34th Street

 

[Dismantled]

^OMG

 

[Numb1075]

I know, it's sexaaaay !!

Meow !

 

[Eliv8]

Smokey Hedges.

(Smokey was a cat)

 

[Dismantled]

now I could be Space Ghost Route 9.....

 

[Canadiens1131]

LOL if I did it using the standard naming method I'd be

Chico Coleraine!

 

[Tiger Edge]

Chico!!

I'd be Lady Killian...

Assuming I picked the nearest street with a name.

My streets have no names. Only numbers.

 

[Numb1075]

<---cue cheesy p0rn music......

Tommy East 34th Street enters dressed as pizza delivery boy.....someone orderd the sausage toppings?

 

[Canadiens1131]

Chico Coleraine enters wearing sombrero...."Did someone order a Mexican fiesta? 'Cause I brought the salsa fixin's."

 

[UberBeaver]

Thunderbird DeStefano. (We use mother's maiden names down here, cause lot's of the streets are numbered, so you'd end up being named comething stupid like, I dunno, tommy east 34th st.)

 

[Numb1075]

 

[Carek1230]

I'm Fritzie Warburton

 

[Numb1075]

i used to live on warburton ave too

and Beav, you're a jacka$$. lol...the birthday love is over

 

[Thora]

Theo Fulton.

 

[discotech]

Ronnie the Rump Wrangler

 

[Mr. BAW]

Johnny Deep.

 

[Lila64]

 

[LMP]

Rusty Silverwood

 

[love_u2_adam]

Pepsi or taco baines





i like naming pets after food!!!

 

[JCOSTER]

Cookie Smith


1st pet + 1st street address

 

[fly so high!]

Pepper Mac

 

[Where'sTheLove]

Baby Fernwood

 

[trevster2k]

King Prospero

or if allowed to choose, TIMEX, one word...takes a licking, keeps on ticking!!

 

[jesseu2]

the streets i grew up on were numbers... you can also use your middle name + your pet name as your porno name.

based on that, i'm Roy Brandy or Roy Speedy or both could sound good the other way too, lol...

I don't know what i'd pick besides Jesse The Body heh