i wanna hold your hand........and DESCRIBE!!

[vivalapopedge]

^That would be wise

 

[Irishteen]

^ Why would it, are you implying there may be something there

 

[vivalapopedge]

^ You're the one who likes to hang out in airports where I live

 

[Irishteen]

^ That wasn't me

 

[vivalapopedge]

^ I think it was......

 

[Irishteen]

^ Well I was in Ireland

< My mother wants to kick me off, the god damn bitch, sorry,I get angry when people seperate me from my girlfriend.........................and here of course

 

[onebloodonelife]

^don't let her!!!

<just did the rubik's cube

 

[vivalapopedge]

^^

<--------had to scrape burnt parts off toast

 

[onebloodonelife]

^ burnt toast

 

[Irishteen]

^^^ What choice do I have, it isn;'t my computer

^^ What?

 

[vivalapopedge]

^^

Now I'm getting crumbs and butter all over the keyboard

 

[vivalapopedge]

^^ What?

What?

 

[onebloodonelife]

^ahh, i'm

 

[Irishteen]

^^ why the ?

< swears he saw on the credits of a show

"Storyline writers
U2 Bono"

 

[vivalapopedge]

^What show?



<----------has several humerous U2 related stories from vacation.....if anyone wants to hear them

 

[onebloodonelife]

^let's hear them

 

[Irishteen]

^^ Fair City

 

[onebloodonelife]

^what show is that?

 

[Irishteen]

^ A Irish show, I proabbly imagined Bono's name, me being insane and all that

 

[onebloodonelife]

^ that makes sense

 

[Irishteen]

^ Of course it does, I know meself, I know when I am insane

< Says meself instead of myself all the time

 

[onebloodonelife]

^ why meself instead of myself?

 

[Irishteen]

^ Because I like it, and it natural

< Says me instead of my like 50% of the time, unless thinking about the word

 

[vivalapopedge]

^let's hear them

My grandfather, upon hearing my bootleg of the Buffalo show my dad and I went to: " That Bono has a really good backup band!"



My aunt, who 's U2 and has seen several shows, talking about ZooTV: "The theme of the show was pink. And purple. And silver. Seriously, if I didn't know Bono was married, I would have thought he was gay."



My sister, who used to be a U2 fan, upon hearing "Until the End of the World" being played in my ears on my iPod: " Where's the accordion music coming from?"



And playing a game of Describe that Celebrity, my sisters descriptions of Bono and Edge:


"I'm extremely gay looking, I like to wear purple, I have hideous sandals and no hair"


"I also have no hair, but I like to disguise it, I used to sport a rat tail and I wear weird shirts"

 

[onebloodonelife]

...

 

[Irishteen]

^^ Great stories Kara, especially the first one

 

[vivalapopedge]

^At least he got Bono's name right

 

[Irishteen]

^ Ye my friends call him "Gay ass fucker number one" or "The Edge's gay bitch"

 

[onebloodonelife]

^^^ at the last story

 

[vivalapopedge]

^^ I know it's bad to think that's funny, but............