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Old 01-01-2003, 08:58 PM   #1
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I almost spent News Years Eve alone until I concocted a scheme..

The setting -
A ritzy club in Scottsdale Az.

The time -
11:00pm an hour before midnight.

The situation-
Im there w some buddies that are pairing off w ladies.
The Jazz band is playing well, lovely ambiance..nice evening
Im starting to get antsy, feeling like a 5th wheel, I realize that in less than an hr. I may be standing alone at the stroke of midnite
Oh dear.
I have a flash of brillance..
I grabbed a marker from the hosttess and print in BOLD letters.."UN-ESCORTED" on a red piece of paper and attach it to my torso.
I stare blankly into oblivion as eligible ladies walk by.
A few songs later, a sexy rips off the sign and says-"Youre not anymore!"
Like an "electrical storm",we usher in the New Year together

End of story.
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Old 01-01-2003, 09:09 PM   #2
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Meow.....

Glad you found someone to ring the New Year in with diamond

We missed it, us old farts started Minority Report at 11pm and forgot to stop the dvd to watch the ball drop. Oh well
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I was on the phone with my fiance. I kept him up until almost 7am his time.
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I was on the phone with my fiance. I kept him up until almost 7am his time.
John and I talked from 11:30 until a little after midnight...we were both really tired.

Then I ended up staying awake until 6:30 in the morning anyway though...figures!
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Quick thinking Diamond!!

We ended up camping with the kids. By camping, I mean E-Z camping - sleeping bags in the living room, fire in the fireplace. The kids think its a big adventure. We were out by 8:15 (our kids are usually in be by 7:30).

I think I heard neighbors yelling happy New Year when I was putting some more wood on the fire.
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I had sushi and sake with friends.

And threw it all up in the parking lot an hour later.
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oh joyfulgirl!
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Old 01-02-2003, 01:28 PM   #10
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joyfulgirl, was it the sushi, or the sake?
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I think it was the sake on an empty stomach. I don't drink much, and actually had very little sake, but it seemed to trigger something. We all ate the same sushi and I was the only one who got sick, so it was probably just me. Maybe a food allergy or something. I got sick too quickly for it to be salmonella. Anyway, I was fine after it all came up. It was just a little shocking--I haven't thrown up in YEARS--let alone in public!
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what a coincidence bear. that's exactly what i did except after that i
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Great story Diamoond you stud.


Nice "pull"
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