Hottest Chica Around - Part Sicks

[GirlsAloudFan]

I missed some serious bullshit goin on up in this thread. Looks like I need to start waking up before 4 pm.

Natalie Portman has to be in this "pantheon." And I'll veto the selection of Bellucci. She's too old and NSW likes her too much.

 

[Lancemc]

I missed some serious bullshit goin on up in this thread. Looks like I need to start waking up before 4 pm.

Natalie Portman has to be in this "pantheon." And I'll veto the selection of Bellucci. She's too old and NSW likes her too much.

Apparently still drunk too. I'll give you the NSW-ickiness factor, but Portman over Bellucci? Seriously? GTFO Gaf, before there's trouble.

 

[lazarus]

Nats doesn't have to knock out Bellucci, but she probably belongs in there.

Hair or no hair, I wouldn't mind waging a vendetta on that V, if you get my meaning.

 

[impy13]

Natalie belongs in there, and I thought I was in the minority on Bellucci. I'm with GAF on that one.

 

[lazarus]

Wow, I would have thought her 8-minute anal rape scene in Irreversible would have sealed the deal for you.

 

[LMP]

I'm down with Natalie... before she sits on my face and takes a shit.

 

[impy13]

Wow, I would have thought her 8-minute anal rape scene in Irreversible would have sealed the deal for you.

Didn't see it. I stick with Sasha for when I need to see stuff like that.

I'm down with Natalie... before she sits on my face and takes a shit.

She killed my dog for fun.

 

[RedRocksU2]

Michelle Nunes;

You might recognize her from those BlackBerry commercials and as the 2006 Miss Hooters winner

 

[mad1]

no wonder many woman over 30 want surgery!

 

[impy13]

I saw that broad on the Blackberry commercial and was utterly smitten with her. Any photos I've seen on the interwebs just don't compare.


Oh, and Sasha wanted to say hi:

Hay, sup?

 

[lazarus]

Man, it sucks when her film titles are impervious to creative puns. I mean, what am I supposed to do with "Finger Lickin' Good #5", "Anal Cavity Search #6" or "Teenage Whores #3"?

Sadly, those are all real.

 

[mad1]

I hate you guys, I looked up Sasha Grey and what the heck hit me!

damn you! damn you!


and Laz, thanks for confirming that part masculine faces are not attractive, as I have one, now I know.

 

[jesseu2]

mad,

Brigitta Bulgari

 

[mad1]

hi Jessu (hey its true man!) , oh yea, shes a beauty!

 

[LMP]

She killed my dog for fun.

P is for Portman. P is for Pussy.

 

[mad1]

open a P*rn forum for yourselves guys!

 

[impy13]

I hate you guys, I looked up Sasha Grey and what the heck hit me!

She's a legitimate actress now, so it's all fair game. I really don't think the porn line has been crossed in here yet.

See? Classy.

I mean, what am I supposed to do with "Finger Lickin' Good #5", "Anal Cavity Search #6" or "Teenage Whores #3"?

Return them to the adult video store. I'm sure they're months late.

 

[mad1]

dude. Mr Lead

when someone wants some girl to poop into their mouth, that has to be more than P*rn....


....thats f***king insanity with a barbed-wire bow wrapped round it!!

 

[impy13]

She never said she was a role model.

 

[mad1]

this is what men love about Nat.

she makes men cry.

she has a beautiful round soft face that men want to cup and kiss passionately.

she has eyes that seduce you, like 'come here', men would prob fall to their knees and wag their glued on tail just waiting for her to put a leash on them and punish them.

she has a beautiful round soft face that men want to cup and kiss passionately.

and she has a body that makes a 90 year old man doing something to himself for first time in like 40 years.

and, she has a beautiful round soft face that men want to cup and kiss passionately.


so really, she is saucy minx and yes, I envy her.

 

[impy13]

What I love about Natalie is she makes me pay for her dry cleaning.

 

[mad1]

wow, she looks very like Keira Knightley there.


she is gorgeous, have to say, loved her in Closer, WITH THE COLOURED HAIR!

she would prob have Laz cry so much he would win a new World Record.

 

[impy13]

It'd be his second considering he's the current holder of "Douchiest Mustache."

 

[Lancemc]

Speaking of which, I would have nominated Miss Knightly herself too if she hadn't gotten so damn skinny recently.

 

[lazarus]

this is what men love about Nat.

she has a beautiful round soft face that men want to cup and kiss passionately.

She's got prominent cheekbones, so I wouldn't really describe her face as soft and round...

 

[nadie]

I've adored Natalie ever since her gangsta rap.

She is brilliant and gorgeous, not to mention one badass bitch.

 

[LMP]

Speaking of which, I would have nominated Miss Knightly herself too if she hadn't gotten so damn skinny recently.

Recently as in always, or just forever ago?

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

yeah, Keira is no skinnier now than she's ever been. If her weight is a turn-off then I don't know how you ever found her attractive.

I personally think she's lovely and she's always been a pretty good friend of mine.

 

[lazarus]

a) I wouldn't mind having something to atone for, if you get my meaning

b) I wouldn't mind being a dead man on her chest, if you get my meaning

c) I wouldn't mind putting that domino out on the tiles, if you get my meaning

 

[Lancemc]

She was always thin, which was fine. I'm talking about really recently, like in photo shoots and such I've seen. She's definitely gotten skinnier, if that was possible. I have nothing against thins girls though.