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Old 05-24-2008, 10:52 AM   #376
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Varitek, is it strange that I would take a night of kissing and exploring over my own orgasm?
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Wow, I didn't know that. I must have gotten lucky.
could be lucky with easy women to get off, could be talent, could be some combination
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Aaaah.

...hope you're ready to feel good.
wanna find out how illusive things really are ...
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it's so much harder to get girls off than guys, especially some girls!
Really? I never had trouble with Kate. Multiple orgasms was harder, though.
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Varitek, is it strange that I would take a night of kissing and exploring over my own orgasm?
it is strange that you wouldn't explore your own body and give yourselves orgasms so you are better prepared when you are with someone else, for both of your sakes.

and a lot of people prefer to start slow with making out and build up to the genital manipulation.
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could be lucky with easy women to get off, could be talent, could be some combination
I personally think the former...quite insecure...
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well i checked u2 gigs, i can probably expect a promo tour in europe, the trick is getting to the shows.

but beyond that they've done NAmerica - Europe - NAmerica for 4 tours
Yeah, good luck getting into any kind of promo event.

Paul McGuinness is so stuck in the eighties when it comes to tour schedules. Hopefully the US dollar has slipped so much that U2 will have to re-evaluate their touring strategy.
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THANK GOD.

If they did, Liam probably would send one to me!
um.

take your pick?

Inflatable white sheep with rear entry.

The sheep is on top Inflatable Party Sheep designed to be the friend you've always needed, the love you have always dreamed of. It's the little lamb you can love and will love you back. For all your sheep loving friends - bring out the beast in them. For centuries men the world over have known that a sheep is the next best thing to a woman. It is soft, sexy, and disease free!

These mini masturbators have full size love passages.
"little ho peep and her sheep"

speaks for itself

Luvin lamb features a rear entry opening.

" Luvin lamb features a rear entry opening. Comes with a pillow pack of lotion."

The first of its kind, a blow-up talking sheep!

i have no words, but apparently it does
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um.

take your pick?

Inflatable white sheep with rear entry.

The sheep is on top Inflatable Party Sheep designed to be the friend you've always needed, the love you have always dreamed of. It's the little lamb you can love and will love you back. For all your sheep loving friends - bring out the beast in them. For centuries men the world over have known that a sheep is the next best thing to a woman. It is soft, sexy, and disease free!

These mini masturbators have full size love passages.
"little ho peep and her sheep"

speaks for itself

Luvin lamb features a rear entry opening.

" Luvin lamb features a rear entry opening. Comes with a pillow pack of lotion."

The first of its kind, a blow-up talking sheep!

i have no words, but apparently it does

shes so baaah'd
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um.

take your pick?

Inflatable white sheep with rear entry.

The sheep is on top Inflatable Party Sheep designed to be the friend you've always needed, the love you have always dreamed of. It's the little lamb you can love and will love you back. For all your sheep loving friends - bring out the beast in them. For centuries men the world over have known that a sheep is the next best thing to a woman. It is soft, sexy, and disease free!

These mini masturbators have full size love passages.
"little ho peep and her sheep"

speaks for itself

Luvin lamb features a rear entry opening.

" Luvin lamb features a rear entry opening. Comes with a pillow pack of lotion."

The first of its kind, a blow-up talking sheep!

i have no words, but apparently it does
Send one of each to Axy's house, put it on my credit card. He'll enjoy it.
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Yeah, good luck getting into any kind of promo event.

Paul McGuinness is so stuck in the eighties when it comes to tour schedules. Hopefully the US dollar has slipped so much that U2 will have to re-evaluate their touring strategy.
Yeah I have no idea how promo events work. I assume I'd learn about them here but it'd be a risk to take vacation, show up where hte event is, and then not get in. does being a hot chick help?

an upside to the shitty dollar. maybe they will do a longer europe leg adn then a longer us leg, or vice versa. i need europe first though.
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Inflatable party pig with rear entry.

omg that one is 2 in one, a pig AND a sheep
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ax has been suspiciously silent since i posted that
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ax has been suspiciously silent since i posted that
snerk.
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ax has been suspiciously silent since i posted that
He's busy.

Get both hands on the keyboard, Ax.
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