Guys, Tennessee Superthread

[Reggo]

There are guys who'll pay lots of good money to see that.

Are you one of them?

 

[The Sad Punk]

OH MY GOD GUYS

I totally saw the Don of Adelaide today! Well, probably not the Don but it was mos def an old hand from the local mafia. All in a white sharkskin suit, fiddling around with a gold cane, slugesque moustache, dark glasses... waiting at a bus stop. Had the works.

Yes, Adelaide has a Mafia. In fact, one of the restaurants they own on Rundle Street does a particularly fine margarita pizza.

 

[Axver]

Are you one of them?

Nah, I have Google. Who needs to pay for things these days?

 

[Serena Vox]

Are you one of them?

Zing!

 

[The Sad Punk]

I insist one of my friends in Queensland has black hair. Apparently it's actually a very, very dark brown.

No biggie, I have that problem with my brother's hair, which is the same thing. Which is weird, because my dad has totally black hair, so I should be able to tell the difference.

 

[Reggo]

Nah, I have Google. Who needs to pay for things these days?

Fine.

 

[Serena Vox]

Who needs to pay for things these days?

Pretty much everyone, otherwise we'd all be rich and we wouldn't be on this thread. We'd be in person.

 

[Axver]

OH MY GOD GUYS

I totally saw the Don of Adelaide today! Well, probably not the Don but it was mos def an old hand from the local mafia. All in a white sharkskin suit, fiddling around with a gold cane, slugesque moustache, dark glasses... waiting at a bus stop. Had the works.

Yes, Adelaide has a Mafia. In fact, one of the restaurants they own on Rundle Street does a particularly fine margarita pizza.

... waiting at a bus stop? What, did his driver get shot?

 

[The Sad Punk]

Okay, I think I've worked up the courage to see some photos some jerkwad uploaded of me from a party recently.

 

[Axver]

Fine.

Oh, if I were willing to fork out, might that change things then?

 

[Serena Vox]

Looks like I'll be hitting 8,000 today.

 

[The Sad Punk]

... waiting at a bus stop? What, did his driver get shot?

Yeah, that's the only crack in the window. Then again, it was a seat that wasn't facing the road, so maybe he just needed a quick sit down to mend a few bullet wounds in his calf. Shit happens.

 

[Reggo]

Oh, if I were willing to fork out, might that change things then?

When have I ever said I wasn't a whore? And I'm not a cheap whore, either. It's gonna cost ya.

 

[Serena Vox]

Oh, if I were willing to fork out, might that change things then?

Further proof that:

140. Axver wanks to Serena, Louisiana

 

[Axver]

When have I ever said I wasn't a whore? And I'm not a cheap whore, either. It's gonna cost ya.

You're a classy whore like Chass, then? I might have to work that Chass connection to get a discount. How much do you charge?

 

[Reggo]

You're a classy whore like Chass, then? I might have to work that Chass connection to get a discount. How much do you charge?

You couldn't afford me, babe.

ETA: But I know Serena will do you for free.

 

[Serena Vox]

Wait. Axver. Question.
Why do you need whores when you have a whole harem?

 

[Axver]

Wait. Axver. Question.
Why do you need whores when you have a whole harem?

Ah, this is a good point. Go make Derek pay, Reggo. A harem's far more interesting.

 

[Serena Vox]

:listens to Sentimental for the 37987927th time:

I swear this sounds like something I've heard before!

 

[Reggo]

Go make Derek pay, Reggo.

Oh, I'm going to make him pay. Trust me.

 

[Serena Vox]

Ah, this is a good point. Go make Derek pay, Reggo. A harem's far more interesting.

You've got all of us. For free. Bringing stuff to you. And doing stuff to you. I mean, for you. I mean ... yeah.

 

[The Sad Punk]

There's a terrible photo of me sticking my tongue out as far as possible while bulging my eyes, as if I were some mad Maori warrior.

 

[Serena Vox]

Oh, I'm going to make him pay. Trust me.

Charging him double price?

 

[The Sad Punk]

Whenever talk of Ax's harem comes up, I just imagine him as this Ottoman sultan. It's kind of an odd image.

 

[Serena Vox]

There's a terrible photo of me sticking my tongue out as far as possible while bulging my eyes, as if I were some mad Maori warrior.

Show us.

 

[Axver]

There's a terrible photo of me sticking my tongue out as far as possible while bulging my eyes, as if I were some mad Maori warrior.

Maybe all that 'Manx' heritage is just a typo for 'Maori' after all.

 

[Reggo]

Charging him double price?

No, I'm thinking of something a bit kinkier.

 

[Serena Vox]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 87
User Name Posts
Serena Vox 26
Axver 24
The Sad Punk 19
RegularBonoFan 15
Irishteen 3

Wouldn't ya know. I'm on top of Axver this time.

 

[Serena Vox]

No, I'm thinking of something a bit kinkier.

You, my dear sister, are very, very filthy.

 

[Reggo]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 87
User Name Posts
Serena Vox 26
Axver 24
The Sad Punk 19
RegularBonoFan 15
Irishteen 3

Wouldn't ya know. I'm on top of Axver this time.

It's good to explore new positions.