liamcool
Blue Crack Addict
texting me 20 times a day is not innovative, liam. neither is inviting me to visit your potato patch, which i can only imagine is some vulgar slang for your junk.
I wouldn't waste time texting you.
texting me 20 times a day is not innovative, liam. neither is inviting me to visit your potato patch, which i can only imagine is some vulgar slang for your junk.
i miss that ad!
i've had my (new!! did i mention i got a new phone? hehe) phone off for the past couple days to preserve battery, but seriously, if he texts me one more time i'm saying something.
I'm sure you'll be surprised that neither my girlfriend or my Croatian buddy are redheads. (my psycho buddy is though.)
I wouldn't waste time texting you.
i cant see you when i text you
MISS IT NO MORE!
Maybe you should just ask him to be your gay chubby date and see what happens. Bonnie turned me down last night.
...aaaaand this version of ith sounds like it was recorded underwater? maybe it's from a cell feed from the vertigo tour?
MISS IT NO MORE!
Maybe you should just ask him to be your gay chubby date and see what happens. Bonnie turned me down last night.
(ps, should be :bvs: )
hmmm, i'd rather a postwhore be my gay chubby date!
(btw yep, this ith is live. i've no idea which show though)
wHAT'S YOUR IQ? tAKE tHE iQ tEST hERE!
tHAT SHOULD REALLY BE eykiw.
I told my fiancee she should grow her... er... hair... out wild so we can make a 70s style porn.
not if i'm the sourceI can't wait to hear U2 playing down the other end of an underwater wind tunnel next year!
thanks to the illiterate morons who make those tests i think it should be "how well do u no me"hOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ME????? tAKE MY QUIZ
I wanted to say something. But it crosses a lone. I failz.
(ps, should be :bvs: )
hOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ME????? tAKE MY QUIZ
sureSomeone need a ?
not if i'm the source
actually since i don't know what my phone's battery is like, i could be one of the peeps where the phone cuts out mid-concert and then you get to hear my voicemail.
I hope you have the best voicemail ever.
So unlike Ian, you don't prefer a clean pitch?
1. iS one THE BEST SONG u2 HAVE EVER WRITTEN?
2. tEH NEW ALBUM BY u2 IS TEH ROXXORZ?
3. aRE THERE ARE A COUPLE OF SONGS FROM TEH ALBUM THAT WE HAVEN'T HEARD YET?
unfortunately it's pretty ordinary. i think it's like "hi this is katie i can't come to the phone so leave a message"I hope you have the best voicemail ever.
People with voicemails that go "Hey! What? What? I can't hear you, speak up!" are terrible, terrible people.
sure
... I may have to do that now. I am Assver.
no.Like a lollipop?