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Old 04-17-2002, 06:44 PM   #1
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Girls...ways to turn men down

WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.


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Old 04-17-2002, 06:45 PM   #2
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Dr. Teeth is just mad because these lines didnt work for him.
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Once I tried-
"Bond, James Bond",while extending my hand to a young lady,
in a bar.
And she said-
"Off, F*CK OFF" while extending her hand back to me. :

I had to run to the john to rework my approach.

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Old 04-17-2002, 07:00 PM   #7
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Old 04-17-2002, 07:02 PM   #8
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To be honest, only use pick-up lines to see if a woman is smart enough not to fall for them. So with these answers, you'd only get extra attention from me.
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Actually, I'd like to know if you women actually fall for these lines. Don't lie now ya'll hear? Even the guys who use these succeed once in a while so I know some girls like 'em!
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Once I tried-
"Bond, James Bond",while extending my hand to a young lady,
in a bar



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dont have a pic of d's head turned sideways like that.
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I had to run to the john to rework my approach.

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so what'd you come up with?

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Actually, I'd like to know if you women actually fall for these lines. Don't lie now ya'll hear? Even the guys who use these succeed once in a while so I know some girls like 'em!
Never. Not even after a couple of drinks.


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I've never fallen for a pick-up line.

If a guy isn't original, respectful or clever enough to say what he really thinks or feels when trying to approach me,
he can scoot.

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