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[Kieran McConville]

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[The Wanderer]

sir, negative, sir

sir, the private believes that any answer he gives will be wrong, and the senior drill instructor will beat him harder if he reverses himself, sir

 

[Sicy]

Again?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

I pray only to lord bono.

 

[The Wanderer]

private joker is silly and he's ignorant, but he's got guts, and guts is enough

private joker's promoted to squad leader, disappear scumbag

 

[Calluna]

Captain Cartridge has made me an offer I cannot refuse. I will accept him as my personal saviour. And you should too! Act now! It's one day only!

...Now if you will excuse me, I am off to stock up on some cartridges.

 

[Angela Harlem]

I want to see some douche-tastic visual advertising propoganda on this please.
I am not convinced.

Thanks k.