Dildo, Newfoundland Superthread

[Varitek]

if i keep doing
work at this sluggish pace
i will graduate
in 2010

 

[Axver]

Hi everyone.

 

[Alisaura]

Where did this haiku-
writing trend originate?
I suck at these things.

 

[coolian2]

Hello Mr Axver
Here comes more of my
inaccurate syllable count

 

[Axver]

I don't think I'm
Going to even try to
Make this accurate

 

[Varitek]

it came from when i
said i miss nsw
and his haikus

 

[Axver]

I think that we
All miss New South Wales
pwning with haiku

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

(I stole that off a t-shirt)


I'm probably gonna go to bed. I'm really tired

 

[Axver]

Haiku would be easy
But I just can't be bothered
Hooray for laziness

 

[coolian2]

Goodnight DOL
Much longer middle line followed
By shorter third line

 

[Varitek]

i might go to bed too
even though ihave shittons to do
and was supposed to do some of it i suck

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

That's so typical
You all arrive as I leave
I see how it is

 

[Varitek]

Goodnight DOL
Much longer middle line followed
By shorter third line

Can we really call
two words "much longer" or is it
just "a little"

 

[Alisaura]

I see. Ax broke the
chain of random haiku posts;
we must mock him lots.

Also, greetings to
Ax and Vari and Ian and...
counting syllables sucks.

 

[Varitek]

DOL don't fret
we had our girls and elmel
bra-house-car party

 

[coolian2]

Can we really call
two words "much longer" or is it
just "a little"

Much longer
Is much longer than a little
And thats good

 

[Axver]

I see. Ax broke the
chain of random haiku posts;
we must mock him lots.

Also, greetings to
Ax and Vari and Ian and...
counting syllables sucks.

I was doing my usual
Thing of replying from the screen
I left the thread at

How did your
Appointment go today?
I made the lecture

 

[Varitek]

sometimes i do real
haikus and sometimes i don't
does anyone notice?

 

[Varitek]

three months ago
i had just two thousand posts
oh how things have changed

 

[Axver]

sometimes i do real
haikus and sometimes i don't
does anyone notice?

Sorry, I do not
I wonder if any of mine
Have been correct

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I notice your lack
Of proper syllable use
But I'm a big nerd

 

[coolian2]

sometimes i do real
haikus and sometimes i don't
does anyone notice?

I do not
I haven't even started counting syllables yet because i'm really not worried
Keep up the good










(work)

 

[Varitek]

i never know whether
words like changed or paired or
whatever should

be one or two
syllables. i think one.
but it's a long one.

 

[coolian2]

three months ago
i had just two thousand posts
oh how things have changed

Batshit crazy
Shame about my post count
But meh

 

[Alisaura]

How did your
Appointment go today?
I made the lecture

Antibiotics
Two times a day for a week
I should buy Yakult.

So time consuming
to make syllables correct;
Belated greetings Chass!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Words like changed and paired
Are both single syllables
You are not Shakespeare

 

[coolian2]

Short first line
Longer second line and of course
Small third line


Makes all
Haikus seems believable
Bug pinus

 

[Varitek]

Sorry, I do not
I wonder if any of mine
Have been correct

no. i was just going
to say no and click post
but that would ahve broken the chain

 

[Alisaura]

I notice your lack
Of proper syllable use
But I'm a big nerd

I'm also a nerd
however I am lazy
and suck at counting.

 

[Varitek]

Short first line
Longer second line and of course
Small third line


Makes all
Haikus seems believable
Bug pinus

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