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Old 07-09-2008, 04:07 AM   #736
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I hope you're still coming up with lyrics after you pass the point where you forget the alphabet.
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:07 AM   #737
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Ian will sit on a train
wishing it was a plane
taking off down the runway at speed
Axver will laugh
as he makes up a graph
showing setlists from concerts galore
Ian HAS to sing as Bono
The crowd won't go oh no
unless he unbuttons his shirt
Long hair or short hair
nevertheless have no fear
He really will be ok
He'll throw in some snippets
faster than racing whippets
on their final run down the home straight
The crowd will be horny
From all of Ian's glory
as he walks off with the S.I.T.E crown....


that is all.
That has just made my day!!!! Gluey, have anotehr drink on me!!
Hello and goodbye folks, I'm off home from work....
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god you buch of drunken whores !
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:11 AM   #739
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Hi and bye, BEG!

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god you buch of drunken whores !
I bet you're already on the booze too.
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
"And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth."

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Old 07-09-2008, 04:12 AM   #740
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Where the hell is everyone tonight?


Kim is having a 2nd drink
Her sobriety is on the brink
Of slipping away from her grasp
Will she fantasize about Bono
Or will she go oh no
As the Transvesturner intrudes on her brain
Will she have any Mercy
From rugby players named Percy
Or Whalers trying to raise some funds
If she says 'Pretty Please'
Will Axver eat cheese
And redecorate his room once again
How about Ian eating Samosa
As he sits on his Sofa
Shivering in this fucking cold
No, we'll all stick together
Like birds of a feather
and think of Tina's extra bits.
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Hi and bye, BEG!



I bet you're already on the booze too.
i had my usual jack daniels runner on the way home.

havent kicked into the wine yet.
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:12 AM   #742
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wow you are creative tonite gluey
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And it's only Wednesday Right I'm definitely outtahere...
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Where the hell is everyone tonight?


Kim is having a 2nd drink
Her sobriety is on the brink
Of slipping away from her grasp
Will she fantasize about Bono
Or will she go oh no
As the Transvesturner intrudes on her brain
Will she have any Mercy
From rugby players named Percy
Or Whalers trying to raise some funds
If she says 'Pretty Please'
Will Axver eat cheese
And redecorate his room once again
How about Ian eating Samosa
As he sits on his Sofa
Shivering in this fucking cold
No, we'll all stick together
Like birds of a feather
and think of Tina's extra bits.
Fuck you, I just about choked on the biscuit I'm eating!

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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
"And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth."

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Old 07-09-2008, 04:14 AM   #745
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And it's only Wednesday Right I'm definitely outtahere...
Pick up some booze on the way home, join us, and call in sick tomorrow.
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:20 AM   #746
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Now I have the giggles
Like those dumb fucking Wiggles
As I sit here on my Swiss Ball
I really want Bono
Get him here Pronto
And I'll make sure that he is really ok
I write transport porn
From dusk until dawn
For Axver and Ian to dream of
The southern hemisphere rocks
We're not a bunch of cocks
As unfortunately some may think we are
We own the superthread
Leaving others for dead
As we fly through the pages at speed
We don't listen to Coldplay
We think that their lead singer is gay
As he sings like a girl in the rain
I need to go pee
I really must flee
before a puddle accrues on my floor......
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:21 AM   #747
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You just keep outdoing yourself, Kim.
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:22 AM   #748
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Oh no, more party, party, party, Debbie Downer again
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:23 AM   #749
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Where'd Ashley go? And has Khan gone to sleep?

We need to push on to the Bitche, France thread.
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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khans had alot of late nights here lately
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