deathbear: who is randall?

[Alan Jamison]

*yells at Calluna for like 2.5 minutes

 

[lmjhitman]

holy shit

i think the funniest part was scrolling and scrolling to suddenly see the bono smiley. nice one 7amison.

i reluctantly agree.

you're lucky my trigger finger is sore from all that fucking scrolling, jamison.

i was ready to pump you full of lead.

 

[Zoots]

where was you when we needed you?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

AJ posted


adam not bono





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fools

 

[Alan Jamison]

holy shit

i think the funniest part was scrolling and scrolling to suddenly see the bono smiley. nice one 7amison.











































me white noise

 

[Zoots]

look what you made me do.

 

[Alan Jamison]

*yells at reluctant lmjhitman action figure for like, 45456 light years






















































































































































fuck

 

[Zoomerang96]

honestly by now aren't even you sick of your bullshit antics, 7amison?

you've pretty much ruined the internet for everyone.

you sick perv.

 

[Alan Jamison]

Everybody all over the internets loves me, cais!

 

[lmjhitman]

Everybody all over the internets loves me, cais!

that's not true and you know it.

 

[Zoomerang96]

who's that man in your avatar, 7amison?

who's that man in your avatar.

 

[Alan Jamison]

hitman!


It's L. Ron. Hubbard., cais. He is my master. my leader. my lord and saviour.

 

[lmjhitman]

hitman!

wait.

you're not thom cruise are you?

 

[Alan Jamison]

yes and you're GLIB, hitman, you're GLIB.

 

[Zoomerang96]

finally...no hysterical laughing from 7amison.

granted, that was still a large grin but still...no laughing. FINALLY.

 

[Alan Jamison]

yeah, cais, even I'm burnt out on the laughing smiley at this point.

 

[lmjhitman]

way to go, jamison.

you really have ruined it for everyone.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Thanks for wasting five minutes of my life by making me scroll through this fucking thread, Alan Jamison. I'm gonna shave your dog while implicating you in the murder of rep. Tom Delay! And Brett, too!

 

[JessicaAnn]

I will destroy you Alan Jamison if it's the last thing I do.

*shakes fist*

 

[zonelistener]

someone deserves to die!

To the chair, Alan. THE CHAIR.

 

[lmjhitman]

someone deserves to die!

To the chair, Alan. THE CHAIR.

 

[Zoots]

Nooo... surely death by electric chair is too severe for a crime so minor!





















cut jamison in half.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Jamison will never die. He will live forever and ever!

 

[Alan Jamison]

Jamison will never die. He will live forever and ever!

 

[Alan Jamison]

Nooo... surely death by electric chair is too severe for a crime so minor!





















cut jamison in half.

You will never learn.

 

[Alan Jamison]

someone deserves to die!

To the chair, Alan. THE CHAIR.

You will never learn.

 

[Alan Jamison]

You will never learn.

 

[Zoots]

deja vu?

 

[Alan Jamison]

I will destroy you Alan Jamison if it's the last thing I do.

*shakes fist*

You will never learn.

 

[Alan Jamison]

deja vu?

You will never learn.