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Old 07-14-2008, 09:35 AM   #1
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Crap, Albania Superthread

So far, we've visited/conquered:

1. Pop Survivor Round One
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. Australia
10. Sheikh Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Inaccessible Island
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotameteaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Pay the Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park
25. Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Bumberry, NSW
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Hell, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Twatt, Shetland
45. Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Mustache, America
52. Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Ian's a Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet 3D/Biela (lost)
55. Dildo vs bug pinus, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Sugar Tit, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Adelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Bumpass, Virginia
74. Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. The Mullet, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Sexbierum, Holland
78. Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Hooker, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Axver Will Post Here While Losing His Virginity, Utah
88. Alphabet City, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Bar, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, Howlong Must We Sing This Song, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein
102. Have a Wank, Bavaria
103. Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Island, Ireland
106. Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Ho!, Devon, England
108. We Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why Arizona?
117. Die, Drôme
118. You're a Bitche, France
119. Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. Fake, Nigeria
122. Scull your Beer, Devon
123. Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring, Norfolk

We now arrive in Crap, Albania, a town that I will probably pass over in my travels though Albania, although I hear there is quite a lot of crap on Albanian beaches. Crap results in Google search blurbs such as "Please Add Crap Hotels, Rooms, Lodging..." for Crap where you can
Add a Crap Hotel. Make a FREE Webpage . It is conveniently located near Durres, Albania, and the capital Tirana.

Let's do what we do best and fill this crappy thread with our crap.
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Beer, Devon was the other one. And here's a link to Pahana's first post there, complete with his current sig of lulz: U2 Feedback - View Single Post - Beer, Devon Superthread
Found it. I'm already cracking myself up, and i'm still in Nigeria. OH God I am never drinking again.
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Oh crap.
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Ahh crap.

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ah crap, it's time for me to go in like 5 minutes.

but i got to start a thread
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Crap, so I literally just made it to the 300 Posts Club again. And Little Snoring, perhaps jinxed by its name, was our slowest thread for a while, taking A FULL 24 HOURS TO FINISH, OH NOEZ!

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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
"And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth."

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ps congrats ax on headbutting your drink.
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ah crap, it's time for me to go in like 5 minutes.

but i got to start a thread
It's been good to have you around for a while!

In fact, I see both of our MIA Superthreaders, you and U-Wen, put in a good showing in the late stages of Little Snoring.
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Man I wish I could quote myself from this thread cause... Fuck. I think I may need to apologise and/or explain some things... if I can remember what they were about.
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beav was there?

yay i made it above 50. who knows when such things will happen again.
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Damn, I got caught up reading about that Bosnian pyramid thing.

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This article pretty much gives it a kick in the nuts, and is enjoyable to read. But I love weird things like this. Not to the extent that I think aliens arrived on the moon to build Stonehenge and send it to Earth, but well, I would really like to think the Phoenicians came to Australia, for example.
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ok, is there anythign i need to do with my last few minutes....i already checked weather, currency....hostel location...montenegrin sites to see...
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Man I wish I could quote myself from this thread cause... Fuck. I think I may need to apologise and/or explain some things... if I can remember what they were about.
You could still copy-and-paste things and wrap them in the [ QUOTE ] tags, you just wouldn't get the nice little linkback.

And no apology necessary - you kept us entertained and helped make Beer our fastest thread!
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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You could still copy-and-paste things and wrap them in the [ QUOTE ] tags, you just wouldn't get the nice little linkback.

And no apology necessary - you kept us entertained and helped make Beer our fastest thread!
Well, to quote myself, one is always glad to be of service.
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beav was there?

yay i made it above 50. who knows when such things will happen again.
September?

It's sure been strange not having you around. And Andrew not being around either (he proposed to his girlfriend and she said yes, by the way), given both of you were founding members of this place.
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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