Christmas Pie, Surrey Superthread

[Axver]

So far, we've eaten too much dessert in:

1. Pot Survivor Round Bong
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. Australia
10. Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. You won't believe what goes on at Inaccessible Island
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. What a Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Overdue Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park
25. Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Fresh bunch of Bumberries, New South Wales
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. I want some Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Hell, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Goatse's Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Nobody likes a Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea or coffee, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Andrew's a Twatt, Shetland
45. Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Moustache, America
52. Ali loves the Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet 3D/Biela (lost) (like the heyday of the superthread)
55. Dildo, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Show us your Sugar Tits, And Are You A Jew, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Adelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Bumpass, Virginia
74. Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. The Mullet, Ireland
76. Ashley Wears An Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Sexbierum, Holland
78. No Guys In This Thread Have Seen A Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Hooker, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Axver Is A Virgin, Utah
88. Alphabet City, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar - Where Everyone Knows Your Name And Sometimes Misspells It, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Chass rules over the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein
102. A Wank is good for your health, Bavaria
103. Ian's on the Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Island, Ireland
106. Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Ho!, Devon, England
108. Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. I bid shiny happy people Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Jen's holidaying at Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why Did Axver Cut His Afro, Arizona
117. Die, Drôme
118. Bitche, France
119. Screwy's never had a Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. Fake breasts, Nigeria
122. Bonnie's buying Beer, Devon
123. Bonnie's selling Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring, Norfolk
126. Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay, West Virginia
129. Watch out for the Dickshooter, Idaho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire
135. Bald Knob, Arkansas
136. Axver has never seen a Woodenbong, New South Wales
137. 8 Hiscock Road, Melbourne
138. Shades of Death Road, New Jersey
139. Cinnaminson, New Jersey
140. Serena is Still a Postwhore, Louisiana
141. Liam likes a redhead Slutsk, Belarus
142. Crapaud, Prince Edward Island
143. Little George Michael Coc'nuts, Pitcairn Island
144. Some crowds make this a Bland Place, Otara, Auckland
145. Boggus Motor Company, Harlingen, Texas
146. Zzyzx, California, aka "Buy a Vowel!"
147. Blubberhouses, Yorkshire
148. Rum Jungle, Northern Territory
149. Broomrape Lane, Lake Havasu City, Arizona
150. One Tree Hill, Auckland
151. Monster, The Netherlands
152. Kilbrittain, Ireland
153. Murderkill River, Delaware
154. Booze, North Yockshire
155. Yap, Federated States of Micronesia
156. Ohai, New Zealand
157. Tumbleweed Restaurant, Chillicothe, Ohio
158. Belcher Islands, Nunavut
159. Who gives a Shitterton, Dorset
160. Te Puke, Bay of Plenty, New Zealand
161. Fakfak, Indonesian New Guinea
162. Hackballscross, Ireland
163. Goobertown, Arkansas
164. How Appropriate, Queensland
165. CN Tower, Toronto, Ontario, Canada (like a penis stabbing the heavens, m'boys!)
166. Old Harry Rocks your socks, Dorset, England
167. Museum Voor Oude Kunst, Brussels, Belgium (six months of the postwhorehouse)
168. Devil's Beef Tub, Scotland
169. Sparta, Wisconsin
170. Hot Hungarian Salami Sandwich Islands
171. Last Train to Satansville, Pennsylvania
172. Turda, Romania
173. Gofuku, Japan
174. Kandahār roads, Afghanistan
175. Mount Disappointment, Victoria, Australia
176. Mount Difficult, Victoria, Australia
177. Mount Hopeless, Victoria, Australia
178. Blue Mountains, New Zealand
179. Attica Correctional Facility, Attica, New York
180. Cockhill, Buncrana, Donegal
181. Muff Diving Clubhouse, Muff, Donegal
182. Dublin, Texas and its Dr Pepper
183. Ashley is on the hooker corner, Indiana
184. Andrew's Failure: Bald Knob, White County, Arkansas - So great we just had to visit it twice
185. Liam will only ever Come By Chance, Newfoundland and Labrador
186. Larry Mullen's father should've used a Condom, Gers, France
187. Farnham, Surrey, England
188. Sexmoan, Pampanga, Philippines
189. Moneymore, Wicklow, Ireland
190. Goobies, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
191. Dyke Parade, Mardyke, Cork, Ireland
192. Clit, Arad, Romania
193. Climax, Saskatchewan
194. Give her the Finger, Tennessee
195. I want to Ramer, Tennessee
196. Guys I hate you all, Tennessee
197. Woodcock vs bug pinus, Pennsylvania
198. Show us your Booby Island, Queensland
199. Stickittoandre, Melbourne
200. Kicked in the Balzers, Liechtenstein (200 Superthreads!)
201. Nobber, County Meath, Ireland
202. Scattered Islands in the Indian Ocean
203. Where Reynolds Cut the Firewood, Pitcairn Island
204. Spot the Coward, South Carolina
205. d00dstill, The Netherlands
206. Anti-Atlas, Morocco
207. What a Wankie place, Zimbabwe
208. Bangkok, Thailand
209. Lulworth Cove, Dorset, England
210. Ushuaia, Argentina
211. Kilmore Church, Dervaig, Isle of Mull
212. Chicken, Alaska, aka "Sarah Palin is an idiot"
213. Cape Catastrophe, South Australia
214. Let's feed Palin to a Hongerige Wolf, Groningen, Nederland
215. Crackpot, North Yorkshire
216. Weener, Lower Saxony, Germany
217. Hafnarfjörður, Iceland
218. Desventuradas Islands, Chile
219. Editing this list is a Corny Point, South Australia
220. Dhuusamarreeb, Somalia
221. Best. Netherlands. Ever.
222. Kökjanggak, Kyrgyzstan
223. The Esses, Mount Panorama, Bathurst, New South Wales
224. Khan's got some rude Titz, er I meant boobies, Germany
225. Bad Axe, Michigan
226. Sumgayit, Azerbaijan
227. Titness, Suriname
228. Messing-cum-Inworth, Essex, England
229. Bonkle, Lanarkshire, Scotland
230. Feed the world, let them know it's Alfalfa time, Oregon
231. Usa, Oita, Japan
232. Le Tampon, Réunion
233. Yorkeys Knob, Queensland
234. Soddin' Mountain Goat Island, New South Wales
235. Glasscock County, Texas
236. Kouchibouguac National Park, New Brunswick, Whoooot Khanada
237. Frostproof, Florida
238. Double Trouble State Park, New Asswipe
239. Wasilla, Alaska
240. Obama, Fukui, Japan
241. The Beehive, Wellington, Bad Luck, New Zealand!
242. Chevy Chase, Maryland
243. John Key and his Disappointment Islands, French Polynesia
244. Chuuk, Federated States of Micronesia
245. Gaylord, Kansas
246. Mormon Bar, California
247. Clipperton Island
248. Foulness, Essex, UK
249. Ali's fossilising Dinosaur Cove, Victoria, Australia
250. Cin is a Dorking, Surrey
251. Walla Walla, Washington
252. Cockfosters, North London
253. I call the big one Bitey-Bitey, Pitcairn Island
254. Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky
255. Doha, Qatar
256. Mumbai, India
257. Khan < Ax, Rajasthan, India
258. I am Error Island, Sitka County, Alaska
259. Bang Sue, Thailand
260. Victory Beach, New Zealand
261. Pant-y-Blawd Road, Morriston, Wales
262. You Yanks, Lara, Victoria
263. Nude, Netherlands
264. Learn to swim at the Harold Holt Memorial Swimming Centre, Glen Iris, Victoria
265. Ball's Pyramid
266. You can't handle the Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
267. Brown Willy, Cornwall
268. Assawoman, Virginia
269. Santa Claus, Indiana

Now we arrive in a small Surrey village with a positively delicious name. It comes from the Christmas Pie Farm, which in turn appears to derive its name from a Christmas family who appear in local records from the 16th century. So have a slice of Christmas pie and a merry Christmas, Superthreaders.

Christmas Pie - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Axver]

:fuckyeah:

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[DreamOutLoud13]

Nice

So what goes in Christmas pie?

 

[Axver]

Yeah, I got four DVDs! And two books, and a CD

And yeah, I was jealous like whoa when he opened the 45. I'd so take a Madonna one too. But U2 would be more appropriate.

I scored three DVD sets, so that was cool. Might watch one later tonight, especially if the thread remains dead. I'm watching Inspector Rex on TV right now, and since it's in German, I'm realising just how shit my German has become in the last few years.

Heh, last Christmas, one of my mother's friends gave me a portrait of Bono she'd painted. It was very appropriate. It's still on the Gold Coast too, since it's too large to take to Melbourne in my regular luggage - plus I'm paranoid that might damage it. Next time Mum drives down, she'll bring it. I'll have it by next Christmas!

 

[Axver]

Nice

So what goes in Christmas pie?

I must admit, I'm imagining a Christmas pudding in pie form. Not that that entirely works. But mentally it seems delicious anyway.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Okay, what's in Christmas pudding?

 

[Axver]

Okay, what's in Christmas pudding?

You don't do Christmas pudding?

Christmas pudding - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Oh hellz yeah.

(We didn't have brandy to set ours on fire this year. I was sorely let down!)

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

You don't do Christmas pudding?

Christmas pudding - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Oh hellz yeah.

(We didn't have brandy to set ours on fire this year. I was sorely let down!)

Christmas pudding, and indeed, the whole 'solid' pudding thing is a British/Commonwealth thing. We don't do it. Over here, "pudding" is just a sweet, creamy, milk-based semi-liquid concoction

America is so boring.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Oh, and I'm sure it probably tastes good, but it doesn't look good.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Oh, and another thing we don't do: Christmas crackers/paper hats. I never even heard of a Christmas cracker until I saw somebody making one on a crafts show on TV. And I eventually figured out the paper hat thing after seeing people in every British movie with a Christmas scene wearing them.

 

[Axver]

Christmas pudding, and indeed, the whole 'solid' pudding thing is a British/Commonwealth thing. We don't do it. Over here, "pudding" is just a sweet, creamy, milk-based semi-liquid concoction

America is so boring.

"Pudding" to me is a synonym for dessert. I find "Christmas pudding" kind of vague, since it could mean the specific item I just described, or it could just mean the sweet after-dinner meal in general. But in general usage, I only ever encounter the former usage.

Oh, and I'm sure it probably tastes good, but it doesn't look good.

I reckon it looks awesome with a halo of brandy fire. But otherwise, yeah, it's not the most glamorously attractive food. Fucking DELICIOUS, though. I can never have enough.

 

[Axver]

Oh, and another thing we don't do: Christmas crackers/paper hats. I never even heard of a Christmas cracker until I saw somebody making one on a crafts show on TV. And I eventually figured out the paper hat thing after seeing people in every British movie with a Christmas scene wearing them.

... woah, really?

It's as if you people don't do ANYTHING at Christmas other than give gifts and eat a regular family meal.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

"Pudding" to me is a synonym for dessert. I find "Christmas pudding" kind of vague, since it could mean the specific item I just described, or it could just mean the sweet after-dinner meal in general. But in general usage, I only ever encounter the former usage.

Here, desserts are desserts, and 'pudding' is definitely a type of dessert, though not one usually served at any sort of important meal. It's often used as part of other recipes though, or a premade pudding cup is the perfect dessert for a school lunch.

In America we're more into cakes and pies for standard desserts. Though come to think of it... the equivalent of an English pudding is probably referred to as 'cream cake' here. Maybe not exactly, but the texture seems close enough.

... woah, really?

It's as if you people don't do ANYTHING at Christmas other than give gifts and eat a regular family meal.

That's pretty much it And fighting and headaches. Our Christmas dinner is as big as Thanksgiving though. Lots and lots of food, which means I have to prepare the huge meal twice a month apart.

But at least my family has made our own tradition. My aunt makes prize bags for everybody (enough for everybody to have more than one), and then we have trivia questions. For every question you answer right, you get a point, and each point represents a letter in the word CHRISTMAS, when you get 9 points, and thus spell the word, you get to pick a prize bag and see what's in it.
On previous years there's been variation. To begin with, instead of racking up points/letters for a prize bag, everyone had a stocking with an equal number of individually wrapped gifts. You unwrapped one every time you had a correct answer. The first person to get everything unwrapped got a grand prize. On other years, we also played Bingo instead, and you got to pick a prize after getting a Bingo. It's all really fun

Our party actually ran too late tonight for us to finish the game. Everyone had gotten one prize though, and we're gonna continue it tomorrow (er.. later today, fuck it's nearly 5 AM!) to get some more prizes. My first one was a Venus gift set with a new Venus Embrace razor, plus fancy shaving gel and body wash. I actually picked that bag because I could see the side of the box in the top of the bag and knew what it was Smooth legs

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

OH SNAP!

"Mamma Mia!" replaced "The Dark Knight" as the top-selling DVD in the United States, according to Nielsen VideoScan data issued Wednesday.

Mamma Mia just came out here yesterday.

 

[Axver]

Chass, I'm kind of jealous. My family has none of its own traditions like that at all. We just do all the standard things that are done down here, with perhaps the only notable characteristic being that we cook and bake everything ourselves rather than being yet another family that gives in to buying crap from supermarkets. I can't even stomach supermarket fruit mince pies, while the ones Mum makes are the highlight of the season. We were all hanging out for them, then we got so full that when she served them today, we could barely eat any! I was the only person who touched the trifle too.

OH SNAP!



Mamma Mia just came out here yesterday.

... oh dear.

FAR has seen it SEVEN times. I'm pretty much the only friend of hers who she hasn't tried to con into seeing it. She knows it won't work.

 

[Cin]

 

[Axver]

Cin!

How's your Christmas been? Merry?

 

[Cin]

Cin!

How's your Christmas been? Merry?

Except at the end when my sis's kids were being annoying. My Dad bought me a wheelbarrow with gardening tools.

how about you folks?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Chass, I'm kind of jealous. My family has none of its own traditions like that at all. We just do all the standard things that are done down here, with perhaps the only notable characteristic being that we cook and bake everything ourselves rather than being yet another family that gives in to buying crap from supermarkets. I can't even stomach supermarket fruit mince pies, while the ones Mum makes are the highlight of the season. We were all hanging out for them, then we got so full that when she served them today, we could barely eat any! I was the only person who touched the trifle too.

So start a tradition. Spend the next year planning something fun and awesome, and then force everyone to participate

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Except at the end when my sis's kids were being annoying. My Dad bought me a wheelbarrow with gardening tools.

how about you folks?

If I had a wheelbarrow, I'd make people push me around in it

 

[Cin]

If I had a wheelbarrow, I'd make people push me around in it

it said it had a 40kg weight limit. I was ready to jump in though

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I so need to go to bed soon


Ax, did you realize you missed my boobs last night, or were you just ignoring them?

 

[Axver]

Except at the end when my sis's kids were being annoying. My Dad bought me a wheelbarrow with gardening tools.

how about you folks?

... I'll be impressed if that barrow and tools get used before next Christmas.

I didn't have a bad day. We cruised around the Gold Coast canals in my aunt and uncle's boat and I think I got some good photographs. Had faaar too much food. Then the fact I've slept on average four hours a night for the last few nights finally caught up on me and I fell asleep.

 

[Axver]

Ax, did you realize you missed my boobs last night, or were you just ignoring them?

I missed WHAT?!

So this is what I get for spending time with the family.

 

[Cin]

I so need to go to bed soon


Ax, did you realize you missed my boobs last night, or were you just ignoring them?

did I miss boobs as well?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I missed WHAT?!

So this is what I get for spending time with the family.

When I kept posting cleavage pics, I sneaked one of mine in there without telling anybody it was me. Then I revealed it and removed the pic. It was smooth.


EDIT: I really am becoming a nerd I just said 'sneaked' instead of 'snuck'. 'Snuck' is apparently incorrect

 

[Cin]

cleavage shots?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

cleavage shots?

I have a head cold. The boobs were making me feel better!

 

[Axver]

When I kept posting cleavage pics, I sneaked one of mine in there without telling anybody it was me. Then I revealed it and removed the pic. It was smooth.

That would be awesome if I hadn't, you know, missed it.

 

[Cin]

ooohh, I am so tired and a little bit sunburnt. Sleepy time for me. Enjoy boxing day and Christmas day