corianderstem said:Ha!
I remember being puzzled when I learned about the specifics of a blow job - why is it called that? If you're blowing, you're kind of doing it wrong.
It still puzzles me.
Dalton said:
I heard a few older kids on the play ground use the word 'cunt' one day. I went home and asked my mom what it meant.
I got my mouth washed out with soap, so I learned a new word AND learned about injustice all in the same afternoon.
Dalton said:Ask Varitek
phillyfan26 said:I don't have weird parent stories because I don't talk about things like that with my parents. It just doesn't happen.
Varitek said:
you really got your mouth washed out with soap?
Varitek said:
you really got your mouth washed out with soap?
Dalton said:
Here's what will blow your mind. Some day soon, you are going to find yourself in a relationship with a girl that will let you do freaky things to her. One night after the deed is done, you will be laying there trying to stay awake long enough to convince her you care when the thought will run through your mind: my mom lets my dad do this to her.
/abstinence training
corianderstem said:My mom was an OB nurse, so when I got the facts of life, I got them very thoroughly and scientifically. Then they made me watch that NOVA special - "The Miracle of Life." Good times.
In 6th grade, during what passed as sex-ed in north central Wisconsin in the 80s, they extended an invitation to any parents who wanted to come.
My mom was the only parent who came.
Like I wasn't already a total nerdy outcast.
corianderstem said:My mom was an OB nurse, so when I got the facts of life, I got them very thoroughly and scientifically. Then they made me watch that NOVA special - "The Miracle of Life." Good times.
In 6th grade, during what passed as sex-ed in north central Wisconsin in the 80s, they extended an invitation to any parents who wanted to come.
My mom was the only parent who came.
Like I wasn't already a total nerdy outcast.
Dalton said:
Why?
Screwtape2 said:I am feeling a bit better. I want to apologize to everyone. I have mental problems I would not like to go into and even bigger issues. So everyone knows, I have been getting help for almost a year and a half. Not everything has been fixed as obvious in the last few days. I will be leaving Interference for a little while. I may vote in the Desert Island Game but that is it. I feel embarrassed and saddened by the way I have acted. I will continue to address the issues but I feel some things I will have to live with. I’m sorry to everyone I upset. I may be mentally ill but that is no excuse for how I have acted. Thank you for all the support. Hopefully I can one day postwhore with the rest of you again. For now I have to go away for a little while. In the words of U2, “I have to dream it all up again.” If anyone wants to talk, my e-mail address is InaKafkaTragedy@aol.com. Goodbye, all. Please pass this along to everyone.
Screwtape2 said:I am feeling a bit better. I want to apologize to everyone. I have mental problems I would not like to go into and even bigger issues. So everyone knows, I have been getting help for almost a year and a half. Not everything has been fixed as obvious in the last few days. I will be leaving Interference for a little while. I may vote in the Desert Island Game but that is it. I feel embarrassed and saddened by the way I have acted. I will continue to address the issues but I feel some things I will have to live with. I’m sorry to everyone I upset. I may be mentally ill but that is no excuse for how I have acted. Thank you for all the support. Hopefully I can one day postwhore with the rest of you again. For now I have to go away for a little while. In the words of U2, “I have to dream it all up again.” If anyone wants to talk, my e-mail address is InaKafkaTragedy@aol.com. Goodbye, all. Please pass this along to everyone.
Varitek said:
I have two mothers.
that's right, dalton, LESBIANS!!
I had an FYM thread about it once.
Dalton said:Did anyone ever actually play doctor when they were a kid?
I tried once, but struck out.
you'll be in my thoughts. i hope you feel betterScrewtape2 said:I am feeling a bit better. I want to apologize to everyone. I have mental problems I would not like to go into and even bigger issues. So everyone knows, I have been getting help for almost a year and a half. Not everything has been fixed as obvious in the last few days. I will be leaving Interference for a little while. I may vote in the Desert Island Game but that is it. I feel embarrassed and saddened by the way I have acted. I will continue to address the issues but I feel some things I will have to live with. I’m sorry to everyone I upset. I may be mentally ill but that is no excuse for how I have acted. Thank you for all the support. Hopefully I can one day postwhore with the rest of you again. For now I have to go away for a little while. In the words of U2, “I have to dream it all up again.” If anyone wants to talk, my e-mail address is InaKafkaTragedy@aol.com. Goodbye, all. Please pass this along to everyone.