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Old 05-09-2008, 11:40 PM   #31
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why the fuck is sangria banned in VA
i asked this one time and never got an answer

who did i ask? i can't remember now
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mia's avatar makes me think "bump ass"
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mia's avatar makes me think "bump ass"
Her avatar's more than appropriate for this thread.
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who knows, so many people have been poisoned on that show. someone else had their oj poisoned, but it was...iodine or something? the geeky dude from ocean's eleven was poisoning this girl cuz she wouldn't bow chicka wow wow with him. or whatever.

like 90% of the cases in that show are where someone gets killed because of a misunderstanding, it's hilarious. and yet i watch it every week, i don't know why.
ahh...see i used to work at a restaurant. and i learned from the others that you can add visine to someone's drink and give them the squirts. the best thing is, it doesn't have a scent and it is clear. so noone will notice!
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I saw one CSI: Miami where they think a woman got killed by a shark until they find out she was shot first before the shark got to her. So, Horatio goes, "So ... we have a different kind of shark." He puts on his glasses and goes, "The human kind."
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classic. i can just picture the melodramatic reenactment of that conversation, and then horatio shakes his head just a little, and puts on his glasses.

incidentally my lesbian mother has a crush on horatio. go figure.


really? that's hilarious. i have a thing for redheads but i dunno about him. i don't think he's ugly, but he's not hot either.
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For those of you who don't know, I'm going to apoligize to the librarian for asking her out. I am going to ask her if we can start over. I am thinking of working there. Maybe we could become friends.

Mia, do you still think I am lustful and selfish?
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see? that's why i have to leave.
it is against the law to add any sort of liquor to wine/champagne stuffs here. FUCK VIRGINIA.


incidentally, not counting my summer in ny, the two states i have lived in are the other two commonwealths, and my mom was born in VA and my grandparents live there. so i'm really a child of the United Commonwealths of America.
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i asked this one time and never got an answer

who did i ask? i can't remember now
it clearly wasn't me, otherwise i'd have seductively whispered the answer into your ear...among other things.
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ahh...see i used to work at a restaurant. and i learned from the others that you can add visine to someone's drink and give them the squirts. the best thing is, it doesn't have a scent and it is clear. so noone will notice!
comments like this make me afraid to eat out
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I saw one CSI: Miami where they think a woman got killed by a shark until they find out she was shot first before the shark got to her. So, Horatio goes, "So ... we have a different kind of shark." He puts on his glasses and goes, "The human kind."


CSI is like the TV equivalent of those Goosebumps books, really. Five plotlines, repeated over and over again, with only the deceased's and murderer's names changed.
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Her avatar's more than appropriate for this thread.
lol, whenever i play super smash brothers and pick pikachu, i always think of mia's avatar. i can make him breakdance in the game, but not slap his ass.
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Her avatar's more than appropriate for this thread.
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The best Horatio-liner:

"That's cold, Horatio"
"No... it's as cold... AS ICE!"
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